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Amy Schumer Says She Fired Her Doula For Being Too Beautiful
A whole bunch of employment lawyers might have heard that and started prepping for the wrongful dismissal suit of a lifetime. Meanwhile, any famous person whose marriage ever bit the dust over a nanny and a snake of a husband just nodded like, “Okay, tell me more.” But it’s not exactly like that, at least according to Amy Schumer herself. She didn’t just fire her doula simply because she was too busy hotting-it-up around Amy’s house to find the time to take care of Amy’s baby. No, it all comes down to self-esteem, which Amy says she didn’t have enough of to handle a pretty post-partum assistant.
Fred Goldman Claims That O.J. Simpson Owes Him $96 Million
Depending on where you stand on the 1995 trial of the century verdict, you might be the type of person who thought O.J. Simpson got away with murder. You can probably guess which side Fred Goldman, father of murder victim Ron Goldman, falls into on that subject. But Fred might also suggest that that’s not the only thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with. He’s also guilty of highway robbery! Not technically, of course (unless CNN is currently reporting on O.J. Simpson ripping off vehicles along the I-75 in Florida). In 1997, the families of the victims of the 1994 double murder of Ron and Nicole Brown Simpson filed a civil suit against O.J., and a court awarded the families a $33.5 million wrongful death judgment. That was 25 years ago, and Fred is still wondering where his money is. And he claims that with interest, the number is actually closer to $96 million now.
Anna Duggar Will Never Split From Josh Duggar
Last December, Josh Duggar was found guilty on both counts in his child sexual assault materials trial. That was a few weeks before Christmas, and nobody would have been the least bit surprised had Josh’s wife Anna Duggar written a letter to Santa that year, asking for divorce papers. But that didn’t happen, and according to sources, you’re never going to hear Anna say the words, “Oh, Duggar was my old last name, I don’t go by that anymore. And why yes, I did throw my cursed wedding ring into a swamp to make sure I never see it again.” Anna Duggar is currently married to a convicted sex offender who was sentenced to 151 months (or a little over 12 years) in federal prison, and it’s going to stay that way, because sources are saying she’ll never, ever divorce that repulsive ball of grossness.
Normani Has Been Called Out For Appearing In A Music Video With Chris Brown
Two days ago, Chris Brown reminded us that, much like that one line of moldy shower tile grout that is forever resistant to bleach and scrubbing, he’ll truly never go away, when he released the music video for his latest song, “WE (Warm Embrace).” Chris Brown has been locked in a warm embrace with (allegedly) shitty behavior for several decades now, but since you can’t sensually shimmy up to bad PR, he needed a human stand-in for his video. And who did he choose, but former fifth harmonizer, Normani. That’s not going over well with the type of people yelling, “NOOOOrmani, why?” after seeing her accept the gig as Chris’ dance partner in the video.
Amber Heard Reportedly Landed A Tell-All Book Deal
Earlier this month, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s defamation trial came to a close, with both parties being awarded various damages, and Johnny technically being declared the victor, for those who need a clear winner-loser breakdown. It was great that the trial was finally over, thus commencing the six-week-long court of public opinion messiness. Many people likely braced themselves for the next time Johnny would summon his lawyers in the name of perceived defamation, however soon in the future that might be. As it turns out, that timeline could be as long as it takes for a person to turn the first draft into their publisher’s office. And that person would be Amber Heard, who allegedly landed herself a book deal.
Duchess Kate Is Reportedly Trying To Salvage Prince William’s Relationship With Prince Harry
When it comes to Royal Family drama, there are a few somewhat unspoken elephants in the room (“But for the right price, I’ll tell you whatever you want to know about those elephants!” says Fergie, with her bank account money transfer information ready). One of the biggest sources of inter-family awkwardness comes courtesy of Prince William and Prince Harry, who basically – in regular commoner talk – hate each other’s aristocratic guts at the moment. But there is one person who is trying to make things right, or at least mildly tolerable, between the brothers, and according to UsWeekly, the person with the world’s most thankless task is Duchess Kate.