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Brad Pitt Talks About Quitting Booze And Cigarettes, And How He Might Possibly Have A Case Of Face Blindness
No, that’s not Harry Styles in old man makeup to play the Dean Stockwell part in a Gucci-sponsored Gen Z remake of Blue Velvet. It’s Brad Pitt on the cover of the August issue of GQ, and inside the magazine, Brad brings the same kind of dreamy symbolism he’s bringing to that cover, what with the pond floating and the flowers and the little lizard riding his chest like a $20 pool floatie from Target. And I mean that in the most literal way. The interview opens up with Brad discussing a recurring spooky dream he’s had for nearly five years, and it eventually evolves into conversations about life, love, smokes (or lack thereof), ceramics, gold-digging, depression, poetry, and the fact that Brad Pitt cannot remember the faces of most of the people he meets.
Open Post: Hosted By Christopher Meloni’s Son Scoring Free Drinks At A Drag Bar For Being Christopher Meloni’s Son
In Christopher Meloni’s house, it’s always Zaddy’s Day, but he does observe the traditional Father’s Day as well, because – well, he’s an actual father and not just the internet’s collective source of thirst. And in honor of Father’s Day, and maybe also a little bit of Pride Month, Christopher decided to share a story about one of his kids using their dad’s name in the most practical way possible: by scoring free drinks at a drag bar.
Prepare To Feel Bradley Cooper’s Wrath If You Make Fun Of His Seven Oscar Nominations
That fact had me doing a double-take, like, “Really? Seven whole Oscar nominations?“. But that’s the kind of negative-ass attitude that would have Bradley Cooper calling me out, should I be the type of person to be on Bradley Cooper’s radar. Because Bradley Cooper doesn’t have a single minute in a single day to tolerate anyone who would question how the star of such celluloid classics as Wet Hot American Summer and Wedding Crashers might be more than halfway to a dozen Oscar nominations. That’s not me being a hater, but some people out there are haters when it comes to Bradley’s past work and current Oscar nomination calculations, and he’s here to make it clear that they can stuff their opinions into the trash like an old crumpled kernel-filled bag of movie theater popcorn.
Buckingham Palace Reportedly Buried The Results Of Meghan Markle’s Staff Bullying Investigation
Last year, the definition of the word “suspicious” got a little update, when just a few days before CBS aired Oprah Winfrey’s tell-all interview with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, The Times published their own little exposé, in which several palace sources alleged that Meghan was a terror of a boss while she was still living in Kensignton Palace and working as a senior royal. Those in charge were reportedly so aghast at Meghan’s alleged bullying of her staff, that a full-scale investigation was reportedly launched into her behavior at the palace. That was back in March 2021, and here we are in June 2022. So where are the results of the investigation into Meghan Thee Hellion? Some of Meghan’s fans would like to know. Because according to them, the results of that investigation seem to have quickly disappeared.
Revlon Has Filed For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
This is bound to be a very sad day for anyone who grew up in a house where department store makeup was an expensive luxury reserved only for your distant well-off aunt. Because the Chanel of drugstore makeups, Revlon, just announced that they’re filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. That’s right, after 90 years, Revlon is being wheeled into the secure-lock wing of the home for aged cosmetics companies while they figure out how to move forward financially. But it’s not like they want to go off to that big pressed powder pan in the sky. It’s all Rihanna’s fault! And Kylie Jenner’s! And pretty much every other makeup company that has cornered the wallets of the youth.
Abby Lee Miller Responds To Maddie Ziegler’s Claim That “Dance Moms” Was Toxic
Anyone who has watched even ten seconds of Lifetime’s metaphorical cry for help Dance Moms has probably considered calling up Poison Control to ask if the series has been added to any list of harmful toxic substances. Because Dance Moms was rife with moments that would make a person wonder how much income Abby Lee Miller would inevitably generate for the therapy industry (although that’s not a financial estimate I’d trust Abby to calculate, given her history with money fraud). Maddie Ziegler, arguably one of Dance Mom’s most famous child dancers next to JoJo Siwa, has spoken out about the show that kick-started her cha-cha-cha to fame, and it’s a less than flattering profile of the show. But if you ask Abby about it, Abby will bust out a little interpretive dance called the confused head-scratcher, because she has no idea what Maddie is talking about.