Category: One Direction

Naomi Campbell And Liam Payne Flirted On Instagram. What Does It Mean?!

January 20, 2019 / Posted by:

It was bad enough to feel solidly over the cusp of middle age when the teenage lads from One Direction broke up (or went on an indefinite hiatus, if you are a glass half full kind of Directioner). Then some of the boys started popping out babies and I felt down right Social Security recipient old. This morning I feel like the Cryptkeeper took a dump on my head with the news that Naomi Campbell and Liam Payne flirted. Yes, supermodel and professional phone thrower Naomi Campbell, age 48 and Liam Payne, 25 were flirting on Instagram so that 100% confirms that they are practically married already.

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Zayn Malik Isn’t Friends With The Rest Of One Direction Anymore

November 6, 2018 / Posted by:

Vogue UK did a profile on One Direction’s moody, sexy one (I think that was his thing?) Zayn Malik, and he gave them some insight into his personality. We know he’s not big on deep conversation (example: his relationship with Gigi Hadid). But did you also know he considers himself to be an island? And apparently it’s one of those islands that can’t be found on a map, gets zero cell reception, and doesn’t accept mail from anyone including his former One Direction groupmates.

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Cheryl Cole and Liam Payne Are Officially Over

July 2, 2018 / Posted by:

People reports that after decades upon decades of hearing about Liam Payne and Cheryl (last name pending. I don’t know if she has one right now) being over, they have announced that their 3-ish year relationship is over.Sigh, it seems like just yesterday she was rebounding onto his One Direction penis (also named One Direction). And Liam had been doing such a good job assuring the press that they were fighting through their problems. Guess it didn’t work out. Who’d of thunk it? Oh yeah, everyone. Continue reading

Liam Payne Doesn’t Like Harry Styles’ Solo Stuff

May 19, 2017 / Posted by:

All the One Direction guys are all off doing their own thing now. Zayn Malik was the first to jump ship and release an album. Eventually the rest started releasing music that will definitely show up on a BuzzFeed list in 2028 called “14 boy banders who tried to go solo.Liam Payne, the one who made a baby with Cheryl, released his debut song as a solo artist called Strip That Down. So of course he was asked about the other solo music being released by the other members of 1D.

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The One Direction/Girls Aloud Baby Is Here

March 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Former One Direction member Liam Payne twinked a fetus into former Girls Aloud member Cheryl (tn: Cheryl Ann Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini) nine months ago, and now that future British pop icon has emerged from the birth canal.

Liam announced on Instagram that Cheryl uncrossed her legs and gave the world a whole slew of upcoming OK! and HELLO! magazine articles on Wednesday of this week. One Direction fans who wanted Liam’s seed for their own wombs (and have also had to deal with another 1D-er spawning fairly recently) must already be suggesting baby names on social media. Although, I’m not sure “CherylColeIsEvilAndImLiamsOneAndOnly” is something you find in a baby naming book.

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Here’s More On One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson Getting Arrested For Attacking A Pap

March 5, 2017 / Posted by:

That one direction? IT WAS TOWARDS JAIL. As reported yesterday, level 2 One Direction member Louis Tomlinson was arrested at LAX for reportedly assaulting a paparazzi photographer. We’ve got more on that little incident, plus new details on what Louis’ girlfriend Eleanor Calder was up to while he was trying to place the pap in a figure-four.

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