Category: Michael Jackson

The 4-Hour-Long Michael Jackson Documentary Is Apparently Highly Disturbing

January 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Is it disturbing because it’s FOUR HOURS LONG? Are they sure the people who looked disturbed were actually just looking pained from holding in urine for FOUR HOURS so they didn’t leave and miss anything? Leaving Neverland is an upcoming HBO documentary about the multiple sexual abuse charges that were leveled against Michael Jackson. It had its premiere at Sundance yesterday, and HuffPo reports that the attendees were shook during and after the viewing and not in the Trinity the Tuck’s gown had me shook, gurl” way.

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Macaulay Culkin Still Doesn’t Think Anything Was Weird About Being Friends With Michael Jackson

January 16, 2019 / Posted by:

The ick factor of Michael Jackson having children staying over at his house back in the day has been covered by documentaries, and celebrities who knew Michael handle that subject matter about as well as anyone who has starred in a Woody Allen movie does when asked to go over Woody’s skeletons in his closet. Macaulay Culkin was one of those kids, and he and Michael struck up a close friendship alongside their 22-year age gap. People always thought there was something not right about their relationship, but Macaulay recently doubled down down on what he called a normal friendship.

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Michael Jackson’s Estate Is Not Happy About The New Documentary “Leaving Neverland”

January 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Leaving Neverland, a new 4-hour documentary about the alleged molestation of two boys at the hands of Michael Jackson, has just been added to the schedule at the 2019 Sundance Film Festival. It’s also going to premiere on HBO and Channel 4 in the Spring. As we know, Michael Jackson’s estate does not fuck around when it comes to their bag, or protecting MJ’s legacy. I picture Camille Cosby, but like 20 of them, and they all have the same plastic surgeon. But more likely, it’s actually comprised of an army of corporate lawyers and executives who swear they have Katherine Jackson and the kids’ best interests at heart. As such, they’ve sharply criticized the documentary and released a statement condemning it.

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Michael Jackson Wanted To Play James Bond

October 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Most of us got the nether tingles when word came out that Idris Elba and his maybe-maybe-not giant trouser snake were in negotiations to play 007 and double-oh-how-many-inches-is-it, respectively. Idris would have been the first black James Bond, but word is coming out that the role could have had just as momentous a turn years earlier had Michael Jackson gotten his way. Michael wanted to play 007. Alas, the audition sounds like a disaster. I’m shocked!

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Conrad Murray Alleges Joe Jackson Chemically Castrated Michael Jackson

July 12, 2018 / Posted by:

I hope you’ve enjoyed your day so far, because it’s about to get gross and dark. Happy Thursday!

Conrad Murray, the shady doctor who served two years for manslaughtering Michael Jackson, is back with a message. And it is not a pleasant one. As you may be aware, the patriarch of the Jackson family, Joe Jackson, recently died. Well, Conrad heard about the death and he had some words to say about it. Continue reading

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