Category: Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm Would Be Open To The Idea Of Replacing Ben Affleck As Batman

September 13, 2018 / Posted by:

The Superman suit isn’t the only spandex superhero costume that Warner Bros. might have to think about filling with a new actor. Rumors that Ben Affleck is done playing Batman have been circulating for over a year now, and Warner Bros. has never commented on that. If Warner Bros. is thinking of replacing Ben, Jon Hamm is up for it.

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Jon Hamm Will Squeeze The Hammaconda Into A “Top Gun” Flight Suit

August 23, 2018 / Posted by:

As if the addition of Miles Teller didn’t add enough douche bro fumes to the upcoming reboot of Top Gun, the ghost of Jon Hamm’s fraternity hazing past will also be haunting the set. Deadline reports that in addition to Jon, Ed Harris, and Lewis Pullman (son of MY president Bill Pullman), will also be joining the cast of Top Gun 2: Look Who’s Topping.

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Jon Hamm Doesn’t Really Want To Talk About The 1990 Frat House Hazing Allegations Against Him

April 5, 2018 / Posted by:

A few years ago, Star Magazine published a story of fucked-up hazing abuse that Jon Hamm allegedly participated in during his time at the Sigma Nu fraternity in 1990. Jon never commented about it. Three years later, and Esquire brought it up during an interview. As it turns out, the hazing incident is right up there with his crotch sausage on the list of things Jon Hamm doesn’t want to talk about.

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Trump Tried To Out-Dick Jon Hamm

September 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Everyone involved in this story sounds like an asshole. Also, ever since I read the frat hazing story about Jon Hamm, I’ve been over Don Draper and his giant schlong. (Unlike Michael K., I’m a butt man.) According to court documents, Jon was the ringleader of some University Of Texas frat brahs that allegedly set a pledge on fire, dragged him around by a claw hammer under his junk, and paddled him hard enough to do kidney damage and FRACTURE HIS SPINE. Dude sounds like the torture porn version of a Revenge of the Nerds villain. Jeesh, just keep it slightly homoerotic and spank the kid a little, brahs. Where was I? Oh, right.

In an interview with the New York Times, Jon Hamm says that Donald Trump (along with unemployed lech Bill O’Reilly) tried to intimidate him at a Saturday Night Live afterparty. Continue reading

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Lindsay Shookus Is Totally Unfazed By Ben Affleck’s Fame

July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

One of the things that has been said about Ben Affleck’s new lady Lindsay Shookus is that she didn’t get with Ben because she wanted a taste of that sweet famous girlfriend life. Sure, that’s one of the perks of dating Ben Affleck, but that’s reportedly not what sold Lindsay on the relationship. According to Page Six, the reason Lindsay isn’t feeling weird about dating a famous actor is because this might not be her first time at that rodeo.

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