Oh did you think that Azealia Banks/Elon Musk/Grimes story was over? No, as long as Azealia’s name keeps trending, this story is going to get more and more ridiculous.
Azealia Banks is obviously over that whole Nick Cannon feud which made her cancel her album Fantasea II: The Second Wave, because she’s apparently still working on it. Stereogum is reporting that the angriest rapper to ever need a GoFundMe to support her fighting habits, has been hard at work on her new album. Recently Azealia tweeted about the new music and some of the people she’s working with:
“Omg I’m listening to f2!!! All the songs are finished except lorelei and grimes song… I have a session next week with Alex Carapetis to lock lorelei down. Then I go to LA to finish grimes and oh yes!! Finish Paradiso two! But daaaaaaaamn there’s some heat!”
As you know, Grimes has been getting on billionaire Elon Musk after the two shared a shooting star ride through the galaxy of their wavelengths. Or something. Grimes has been staying at her new man’s place because when you’re dating a billionaire why the fuck wouldn’t you want to live at their house? Heated floors, fridges that speak to you, a robotic service staff with advanced medical knowledge and on-demand cannabis; obviously its the place to be… at least for a little while.
Grimes has somehow managed to snag one of the very few billionaires under 50, so it makes sense that’s she’d go hard to defend her man, Elon Musk. Even if he is kind of a tool. Last week Grimes’ benefactor found himself under scrutiny for making a big donation to some right wing, Republican organizations. It’s a requirement that I think is in the Billionaire Handbook which is handed to newly minted billionaires in a secret ceremony involving goat’s blood and takes place in a clubhouse in an underground bunker.
The problem is that Elon is a climate change affirmer, which is at odds with the Republican platform which thinks we should all just take our sweaters off and quit complaining. Elon defended himself saying he gives way more to environmental groups. A Grimes fan #tooktotwitter to tell her she should break up with Elon because of his republican associations. Rather than simply keeping her mouth shut, Grimes shot back.
Last week, the world was captivated by the heroic rescue of 12 Thai boys and their soccer coach from three kilometers deep inside a Thai cave (coming soon to a theater near you!). The joy of the rescue was tainted when billionaire Elon Musk called one of the rescue divers a “pedo.” Obviously, calling a hero a pedo is never a good look, and so now Elon is sorry.
Elon Musk did not come off as likeable this past week, which is really saying something for a guy who is worth more than small countries and dates celebrities who are way hotter than him. Over the weekend a few bits of less-than-great information dropped about him.
For a few years now, Elon Musk has been dodging accusations that he’s busted any attempts by Tesla factory workers to unionize. Elon’s current girlfriend Grimes has recently come to his defense. And according to her, all the talk about her billionaire capitalist boyfriend being anti-union is just “fake news.”