Category: Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg Apparently Got A Talking To After Making A Gay Joke About Lindsey Graham On “The View”
Today’s episode of And Whoopi Sighed finds our beleaguered co-host of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, once again questioning her life choices after presumably getting an earful at the commercial break after making a crack about Senator Lindsey Graham’s sexuality on yesterday’s show with guest White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. Unfortunately for Whoopi, the joke wasn’t that Senator Graham would fuck the devil himself in exchange for a discernible jawline, instead it was a lazy quip suggesting that his sudden reversal on regulating abortion and gay marriage at the federal level instead of leaving it to the states to decide, means he’s in a rush to get gay married before it’s too late. The joke was about as spicy as the mayo that leaks out of Lindsey’s pores when he sweats, but got a polite chuckle from the audience and panel. But after the break, Whoopi came out and said she “got a whole conversation about people misunderstanding the joke” and said, “I should probably never do this show again, if this is what it’s coming to.” My God, she’s this close to saying what we’re all thinking, if she’d only said “we” instead of “I.”
Open Post: Hosted By Whoopi Goldberg Addressing Her Lack Of Eyebrows On “The View”
Whoopi Goldberg has been serving questionable takes on The View since 2007, and some of the shit that comes out of her talk-hole when it comes to topics like skeezy dudes or the Holocaust must be so distracting that a large sector of the population never realized that she’s rocking zero eyebrows. People says that on Monday’s episode, Whoopi introduced a segment about the recent celebrity “no-brow” trend, which was an appropriate segue for her to explain why she’s been without them for most of her life.
Open Post: Hosted By Joy Behar Wiping Out On “The View”
Looks like Meghan McCain finally mastered the art of astral projection, because her nemesis and former The View co-host, 79-year-old Joy Behar, fell hard and had a Life Alert moment on the show today. Now, I’m not explicitly suggesting that Meghan used her dark spirit energy to shove Joy, but also… are we sure she didn’t?
Sharon Osbourne Cursed Out CBS And Vowed To Never Return To “The Talk”
After her bizarre comments regarding the Holocaust, Whoopi Goldberg returned to The View after her two-week suspension. And since her return, everyone has been wondering, “What does Sharon Osbourne think about this dramatic turn of events?!” (I use the term “everyone” loosely) Sharon has let her thoughts be known about her controversial departure from The Talk and it involves a big dick!
Whoopi Goldberg Is Back At “The View” After Her Two-Week Suspension
Anyone who had $20 on “Whoopi’s not coming back” in their The View betting pool is out some cash today. Because Whoopi Goldberg made her return to the moderator’s chair at The View. Whoopi was forced to take a two-week mandatory self-reflection break after she said that the Holocaust wasn’t about race. It didn’t go over well. It went over so poorly, Whoopi was forced to issue several apologies, and she was put in a 14-day time out. But, she has served her time to the satisfaction of ABC, because of Whoopi’s back! And this time, she’s…well, she’s still probably going to say stuff that makes people at home yell “Whoopi, no!“.
Whoopi Goldberg Has Been Suspended From “The View” For Two Weeks Over Her Holocaust Comments
Scottish poet Robert Burns (1759-1793) just rose up from his grave, wiped the cobwebs out of his eye sockets and said “now why am I in it?” Whoopi Goldberg pissed off a lot of people when she said the Holocaust wasn’t about race, rather it was about “man’s inhumanity to man.” Those are Bob’s words and he didn’t do shit but lie in the ground not bothering anybody for 300 years. According to Deadline, ABC announced they were suspending Whoopi for 2 weeks from The View for the “wrong and hurtful comments” she made, denying that race played a part in the Nazi Germany’s plan to annihilate an entire race of people. So now Whoopi has the added worry of yet another dusty ghost coming to haunt her ass on top of getting suspended. And according to Page Six, Whoopi may be looking at more than just a suspension.