There are two sides to every story, and sometimes there are even two sides to each side of every story. Such is the case with the cast of 1992’s Encino Man which starred first-time Oscar winner Brendan Fraser, first-time Oscar winner Ke Huy Quan and multiple Razzies winner Pauly Shore. According to Entertainment Weekly, Pauly, the winner of Worst New Star of the Year for Encino Man “loved it” when Oscar host Jimmy Kimmel poked fun at him in his opening monologue. But according to Page Six, the winner of Worst New Star of the Decade for the 1990s reminded them that “human beings have feelings,” and his were apparently hurt when Jimmy suggested that “maybe it’s time to reboot Bio-Dome” a movie for which Pauly won Worst Actor of the Year.
Whoopi Goldberg Apparently Got A Talking To After Making A Gay Joke About Lindsey Graham On “The View”
Today’s episode of And Whoopi Sighed finds our beleaguered co-host of The View, Whoopi Goldberg, once again questioning her life choices after presumably getting an earful at the commercial break after making a crack about Senator Lindsey Graham’s sexuality on yesterday’s show with guest White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. Unfortunately for Whoopi, the joke wasn’t that Senator Graham would fuck the devil himself in exchange for a discernible jawline, instead it was a lazy quip suggesting that his sudden reversal on regulating abortion and gay marriage at the federal level instead of leaving it to the states to decide, means he’s in a rush to get gay married before it’s too late. The joke was about as spicy as the mayo that leaks out of Lindsey’s pores when he sweats, but got a polite chuckle from the audience and panel. But after the break, Whoopi came out and said she “got a whole conversation about people misunderstanding the joke” and said, “I should probably never do this show again, if this is what it’s coming to.” My God, she’s this close to saying what we’re all thinking, if she’d only said “we” instead of “I.”
There’s been drama surrounding Britney Spears and Instagram for a bit. First, her 13-year-old son hit Instagram Live to bitch about her father, which led to rumors that Brit’s quitting music. Then she pleaded with fans to stop posting mean comments on her endless Red Room selfies. This was followed by a Marxist-esque post about redistribution of wealth. And yesterday, Our Lady of
Cheetos Land Speed Records claimed she did the 100-meter dash in under 6 seconds, which is much, much faster than Usain Bolt’s record of 9.58 seconds.
Well, now Britney is saying, “LOL, y’all, that was just a lil’ prank!” In the caption of a fun flamenco fashion video, Britney claims she was joking about her 100-meter time.
Over the weekend, Hannibal Buress had his mic cut off during a comedy set at Loyola University Chicago. According to Consequence of Sound, he’d been on stage for less than 5 minutes before the powers that be decided to pull the plug on the comedian for telling off color jokes about child molestation in the Catholic Church. LUC is a catholic university you see, and they told Hannibal upfront they weren’t going to allow their young, impressionable students be tainted by his filth flying filth. So what’s Hannibal do? He leads with a joke about child diddling priests.
Somebody tried to murder Billy Bush with a golf ball to the head and there is no clear evidence disproving that it wasn’t one Donald J. Trump. Ok, I may the only one suggesting that as a hypothetical possibility but you were all thinking it when you read the headline. Don’t lie. I know that accusing a sitting president of an assassination attempt on the life of a private citizen is both incredibly stupid and dangerously inflammatory but hear me out: It’s a joke! Did you hear that CIA? A joke. I was only kidding. Making fun of a public figure. I think it’s still allowed. Jesus, I hope it’s still allowed or I’m toast. The truth is that Billy Bush really did get clobbered by a golf ball.