Category: Travis Barker
Kourtney Kardashian Corrected Jimmy Kimmel When He Called Her Vegas Wedding “Fake”
The Kardashians are thrusting their silicone round parts in our faces even more than usual lately to promote their new Hulu reality show, The Kardashians. Last night, the Kardashians (sans Kylie Jenner) went on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and Jimmy Kimmel mentioned that, in his opinion, Kourtney Kardashian was “Kardashian of the Week” because she got “fake-married” to Travis Barker in Vegas. Oh please, Jimmy. Kris Jenner is the only one who gets to determine Kardashian of the Week, and it always goes to the daughter that puts the most coins in her pimp pocket. Translation: It’s never been Kourtney!
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Got Married In Las Vegas (But It Wasn’t Legal)
Not that long ago, a wise tone-deaf philosopher named Kimberly Kardashian revealed the secret of business success was to get one’s fucking ass up and work. Well, Kourtney Kardashian took her sister’s advice, got her ass up, and did some of the heaviest lifting the Kardashian family has ever seen. Right after bringing their PDA-laced love to the red carpets of the Oscars and the Grammys, Kourtney and her fiancé Travis Barker went ahead and got themselves a hat trick of attention by rolling into a wedding chapel in Las Vegas and having themselves a little marriage ceremony. But, as it has recently been noted, it’s not likely that Kourtney and Travis are hers n’ his in the eyes of the law right now.
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Are Getting Dragged For Their PDA At Someone Else’s Wedding
I am so glad to hear that Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker haven’t deviated from their unwavering aesthetic, which is of course: the absolute horniest adults in the room. Guests at a recent wedding got to experience such libido-based theatrics, when Kourtney and her fiancé Travis walked in and silently announced that the show was now all about them, so pull up a seat, and maybe grab a plastic poncho if you’re seated in the splash zone. Naturally, lots of people thought it was highly inappropriate for Kourtney and Travis to turn that wedding venue into their own personal rec room couch.
Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Held Hands On A Ride At Knott’s Scary Farm (Scary Is Right) But TMZ Says They’re Just Friends
Just in time for Halloween! Your two worst nightmares have come together in the unholy union of Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian! Just a few weeks after the two awkwardly kissed during a skit on Saturday Night Live, they were spotted holding hands. Grab your crucifix because only God can get us through this next wave of elite famewhoring. Pete and Kim K were spotted together at Knott’s Scary Farm in Buena Park, CA yesterday and were apparently dressed as Butthole Eyes and The Original FameWhore™ (available at a Spirit Halloween near you!). Whether it’s together-together remains to be seen, but the thought is enough to send tingles down your spine (and vomit out your mouth thanks to the pictures).
Scott Disick Is Taking Some Time Away From The Kardashians To “Process” Kourtney Kardashian’s Engagement
According to People Magazine, Scott Disick is still reeling from the news that the mother of his children, Kourtney Kardashian, is planning to marry another. And it would almost be romantic if Scott was a different sort of man. But Scott is Scott and his idea of romance is limited to whatever teenage girls think is romantic, so you know Travis Barker’s sea of red roses proposal to Kourtney, really hit him where it hurts. People says that Scott is taking some time to “distance himself” from the Kardashian Klan in order to “process this and make his peace.” It seems Scott did not think that a relationship between two adults of approximately the same age could ever go the distance!
Shanna Moakler And Scott Disick Are Not Pleased With Their Exes Travis Barker And Kourtney Kardashian Getting Engaged
So by now, you’ve probably heard the chiming of the bells of Apocalypse news–42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 45-year-old Travis Barker are engaged. He proposed by uprooting every rose in Southern California and presenting it to her in a pure-hearted gesture which was choreographed ahead of time in conjunction with a camera crew for the new Hulu X Kardashian series. And that hurt a lot of people, like 46-year-old Shanna Moakler and 38-year-old Scott Disick, who, according to sources, have not been vibing well with the engagement news. Well, it could be worse, imagine how bad Travis will feel when he finds out that marrying into the family means Kris Jenner collects your soul?