Shanna Moakler And Scott Disick Are Not Pleased With Their Exes Travis Barker And Kourtney Kardashian Getting Engaged
So by now, you’ve probably heard the
chiming of the bells of Apocalypse news–42-year-old Kourtney Kardashian and 45-year-old Travis Barker are engaged. He proposed by uprooting every rose in Southern California and presenting it to her in a pure-hearted gesture which was choreographed ahead of time in conjunction with a camera crew for the new Hulu X Kardashian series. And that hurt a lot of people, like 46-year-old Shanna Moakler and 38-year-old Scott Disick, who, according to sources, have not been vibing well with the engagement news. Well, it could be worse, imagine how bad Travis will feel when he finds out that marrying into the family means Kris Jenner collects your soul?
“It was a complete surprise for Kourtney. Travis told her family that he planned to propose, but everyone was great at keeping it secret. The Rosewood is their favorite for short weekend getaways. They often stay at the hotel. This is why Travis proposed there. It’s a very special place to them, but it was also easier to keep everything a secret by proposing there… Kourtney is of course ecstatic. She can’t wait to marry Travis. She would also love to have a baby with him.”
A BABY?! Jesus Christ, Kris Jenner needs to give it a few minutes before having her flying demons insert the next storyline into the news cycle.
Meanwhile, People let us know how Shanna is handling this news. Shanna was married to Travis from 2004 to 2008 and shares two children with him: 18-year-old Landon and 15-year-old Alabama. Shana has been posting cryptic messages to her Instagram Stories. Back in May, when she had the tattoo of Travis’ name removed, Shanna said she had “no ill will” towards the couple, and was “genuinely happy for him.” Maybe ask her that again because her Insta seems a bit pointed:
“Temporarily closed for spiritual maintenance,” Moakler posted on her Instagram Story. She also shared a quote attributed to late rap legend Tupac Shakur, which read, “Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you give a fuck.”
Kourtney and Scott were on-and-off for ten years and broke up in 2015. They have three children, 11-year-old Mason, 9-year-old Penelope, and 6-year-old Reign. And as you’ll recall, Scott Disick has been loud about how he’s cringing over Kourtney’s PDA with Travis. People spoke to a source who said Scott’s “not happy about the engagement… Scott never approved of Kourtney dating Travis. He has struggled with their relationship. He always had this idea that he and Kourtney would eventually get back together. He was pretty shocked when he found out that she was dating Travis.” Hear that, 19-year-old teens of the world? Scott was just using you! Shocking!
Well, hide your teenage daughters because Scott Disick is going to slide into the DMs of every barely legal Instagram influencer with a blue checkmark. And Shanna should just go ahead and buy the entire country’s supply of sage. Because this engagement is only the beginning and there are many, many more stunts to pull before the wedding. So Shana is going to constantly need to cleanse the air around her of all the wedding stunt fuckery.