Category: Thomas Markle
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Will Reportedly Pay For Their Own Security When They Start Making Enough Money
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are currently living the good life in Canada, but since they’re the type of famous in which they can’t even take their dogs out for a poo in the woods without being photograph, they need a security team. And so far, no one has really figured out who was going to pay for it.
Buckingham Palace hasn’t said whether they’ll foot the bill, or if they’ll invoice Canadian taxpayers for that. Harry and Meghan have explained that they plan on being totally financially independent with the help of some multi-million dollar deals (despite the fact that they’ll still get an allowance from Prince Charles). The Telegraph now claims that Harry and Meghan are trying to work out a deal where they’ll only pay for some of their security bill, and only if they end up making loads of money.
Thomas Markle Is Set To Testify Against Duchess Meghan In Her Tabloid Case
Not only is Thomas Markle disappointed that his daughter is partly leaving the Royal Family, but he’s also ready to help the tabloids screw her over. What a way to win your way back into your daughter’s life, huh? Duchess Meghan has been going after the Mail on Sunday for publishing a letter she sent to her father. Of course he was clearly revealed as a bag of dicks back then–since they sure didn’t get that letter from his evil twin–but he may be doubling down and testifying in favor of his daughter’s enemy.
Duchess Meghan May Sue The Mail On Sunday For Publishing Her Letter To Thomas Markle
I honestly think there would be nothing worse than if a newspaper A- thought I was interesting enough to write about and B- started going through my garbage to publish all the crap they find. Duchess Meghan has been going through that ever since she won the dating lottery and began to hump on Prince Harry. She hasn’t exactly had the easiest commoner-to-royal transition since, uh, her dad, Thomas Markle, and his side of the family are trash. The Mail on Sunday helped take it to the next level the other week by publishing a letter Meghan wrote to her dad after the wedding, telling him to cut his bullshit. It seems like Meghan REALLY didn’t appreciate that, so now she’s threatening legal action against them.
George Clooney Thinks The Media Is Vilifying Duchess Meghan And It’s Becoming A Princess Diana Situation
In case you didn’t know from George and Amal Clooney cheesing it up at the royal wedding and his Kentucky cousin saying that he’d be a perfect godfather to the royal ginger American baby, the Clooneys are friends with the Duke and Duchess of Suckit. So while promoting his new Hulu series Catch-22 at the Winter TCA, Australian magazine WHO asked him if he’s going to be the godfather to Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan’s baby. George let out a, “No!“, before laughing and then crying while thinking about how if he was that baby’s godfather, he could somehow convince PHG and Meghan to name the kid Duke or Duchess Casamigos. George then got serious and called for the media to stop relentlessly dragging Duchess Meghan.
Thomas Markle Shockingly (Cough) Shared A Private Letter From Duchess Meghan
At the rate he’s going, the only thing from Duchess Meghan that her father, Thomas Markle, hasn’t shared is a dryer sheet she once used for some laundry, but that’s probably because he lost the key to the storage unit where he keeps it. Right after Meghan forced her friends to cough up a few reasons of why she’s the shit was profiled in People as being a totally kind princess who just happens to fire off sunrise missives to staffers, there was chatter that she sent her dad a letter last year begging him to quit his media-whoring shit. Rather than let people speculate, Thomas coughed up the letter to most likely earn his weekly payment from British tabloids.
Samantha Markle Is Spending The Holidays Dragging Duchess Meghan
Most of us are spending the holidays cashing in all those Weight Watcher points on glazed hams and Christmas cookies, but Samantha Markle has discovered a new holiday tradition: talking shit about her sister, Duchess Meghan, in the press. OK, fine, that’s also Samantha’s daily tradition, but give her a golf clap for at least for sticking to her script. After getting pissed at what Meghan and PrinceHarry sent in their own holiday greeting, Samantha has sent her own in the form of a passive aggressive open letter to the Mirror.