Blossom Suffered Great Hardship At The Hands Of United Airlines Over Her Carry-On
Have you ever been to the airport and things didn’t go as smoothly as you’d hoped? Yes? Me too! Oh my god, we have so much to talk about! Don’t you just hate it when you’re flying first class and your flight’s delayed and the gate agent won’t let your enormous carry-on have its own seat but lets other ECONOMY people on the plane with their carry-on bags that actually do fit in the little sizer thing? All because they either hate women or your TV show for which you get paid $450,000 per episode? What are you supposed to do, check your precious bag like a commoner? It’s so unfair, isn’t it? I don’t know about you but I can super relate to the plight endured by Mayim Bialik at the hands of her oppressor, United Airlines, as she tried to make a connecting flight to Houston.
It’s not about entitlement, or poor time management, or packing too many dildos in your carry-on: “This is about humanity”. With a tale that would pull even the most hardened heartstrings, Blossom #tooktotwitter and #ignitedinstagram in order to put United on blast for making her ALMOST miss her connection.
While I’m not sure if she’s hired a human rights attorney yet, Blossom has laid out the groundwork for a landmark civil rights rights case.
@UnitedAirlines i ran for 10 min to make the flight you made me late for with your delays.This is about humanity. She didn’t even say she was sorry. I’m sorry I flew your airline. Thanks for booking me on a later flight. But right now she needs to remember we are all human.
— Mayim Bialik (@missmayim) February 11, 2019
To the @UnitedAirlines flight attendant who shut the boarding gate in my face. I made my connecting flight in Houston. it was a tight squeeze but You said there were plenty of open seats. when you saw my carry on suitcase you said there was no room and shut the door in my face.
— Mayim Bialik (@missmayim) February 11, 2019
And also why couldn’t my little suitcase somehow fit? Maybe the first class seat I was supposed to sit in could have held it and I would have gladly sat in all of the open seats anywhere on that plane. 🙁
— Mayim Bialik (@missmayim) February 11, 2019
And there were five other people from my flight standing there with me who she let on the plane. Maybe she just doesn’t like The Big Bang Theory. They all had carry-on luggage too.
— Mayim Bialik (@missmayim) February 11, 2019
According to a lengthy explanation she posted on Instagram, which includes a picture of her “little suitcase” that was expanded to its maximum capacity, Blossom complained that the “lady stewardess” made her look like a “prima donna” because she shouted out, “I have a first class seat!” (she claims she only meant that her bag could have her seat, she would be willing to sit anywhere). She suggested that “maybe she hates women who look like they’re going to cry” or that “maybe she hates the Big Bang theory”, which, it’s a yes to both of those for me, so I get it. She also complained that running through the airport aggravated her asthma, broke her bag, and her feelings got hurt because the “lady stewardess” didn’t say she was sorry.
I took screenshots of all this because I thought she might take it all down when she realized how her story of woe might come off to every single person who has ever flown on a commercial airline and understands how rules work. But then I remembered that she’s about to be out of work and is probably feeling extra put out because she’s finally about to experience life as destitute nobody (if she spent all her Big Bang money on that traveling dildo case). So no, she probably won’t take it down. Her story must stand as testament to our collective humanity.
Pic: Instagram