Samantha Markle Is Spending The Holidays Dragging Duchess Meghan

December 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Most of us are spending the holidays cashing in all those Weight Watcher points on glazed hams and Christmas cookies, but Samantha Markle has discovered a new holiday tradition: talking shit about her sister, Duchess Meghan, in the press. OK, fine, that’s also Samantha’s daily tradition, but give her a golf clap for at least for sticking to her script. After getting pissed at what Meghan and PrinceHarry sent in their own holiday greeting, Samantha has sent her own in the form of a passive aggressive open letter to the Mirror.

Samantha was being, well, Samantha in her holiday card that seemed less filled with holiday cheer and more with sark that would pucker even the b-hole on Krampus:

Dear Meg,
This is not meant to be formal. The holidays are a time for family and are sentimental. As you know, dad has been trying to contact you and is very hurt because you are avoiding him. Life is short and you know dad is wonderful. Please give him joy in his last years by showing that you love him. The time is NOW. Please think about this.
Your sister,
Samantha

Well, that sure is one way to sour everyone’s egg nog. Also, if Thomas Markle happened to go Vegan and do some daily cardio, these may not be his last years, so poo on you, Samantha! I guess it isn’t as easy to do media whoring outside the gate of THE QUEEN’s Christmas castle and since she has a tell-all book coming out in a few months (what’s honestly left to tell??), there’s no time to waste! What better time to shit on her sister than when she’s enjoying her first holiday complete with tiaras, scowls from Duchess Kate and everyone’s new favorite tradition: open betting on who will play themselves on a future season of The Crown?! Somehow, I imagine there’s a butler tapping Meg on the shoulder with this “holiday card” and asking if he should put them with the rest – in a furnace marked “correspondence from THAT side of the family.

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