Category: Thomas Markle
Thomas Markle Hit The Fame Whore Stroll To Say His Daughter “Ghosted” Him
Fresh off from collecting some coins for talking about Daughter Meghan to The Daily Mail, Thomas Markle is collecting some coins (I’m guessing… even though Piers Morgan claims he didn’t) for talking about Duchess Meghan to Good Morning Britain. Thomas dribbled out more of the same, like how Meghan isn’t returning his texts or calls (in her defense, it’s kind of hard to return a text from a number you’ve blocked) and has abandoned him as if he’s a geriatric dog who is “too old” to fly. Thomas pretty much said the same thing over and over again, and has become a media robot who spews “my daughter is ignoring me” followed by “now where’s my check?” on a loop. If his daughter did call him, he might malfunction, because what would he say to the tabloids over and over again now?
Thomas Markle Asked His Ex-Wife Why Duchess Meghan Won’t Speak To Him
Duchess Meghan is going through it lately (but luckily she has two things called Prince Harry and “not having to worry about money” to get her through it). Between feeling her ankles starting to swell with pregnancy from having to cope with the supposed feud she’s having with her sister-in-law Duchess Kate over dresses, life isn’t easy for a gal new to the British royal family. And then you’ve got her Pops. Thomas Markle is still turning to the press to report everything he’s feeling about his estranged daughter. This time he brought photos, letters, and a revelation that he felt it necessary to ask his ex-wife and Meghan’s mother, Doria Ragland, why Meghan isn’t speaking to him. This is sort of meta or Russian nesting doll or something because the answer is this interview you’re currently giving to the Daily Mail, fool.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Plane Had To Abort A Landing
It’s not all shrimp on the Barbie and Kylie Minogue sing-offs during the Australian (and other places) royal tour of Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan (seen above cosplaying as Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta at the the Australian Geographic Society Gala Awards in Sydney). The two were on a chartered Qantas flight into Sydney earlier today, and they were basically at the runway when the pilot pulled a “JK, mates!” and had to abort the landing and go around for a do-over. No, it wasn’t because they saw Thomas Markle and decided to get the eff out of there. There was another plane, but Thomas might come into play when the expecting parents get back to London.
Thomas Markle Got Nostalgic While Talking About Duchess Meghan’s Pregnancy
Kensington Palace announced a week ago that Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry were expecting a baby, and I’m sure the world is shocked that it took her blabbermouth daddy Thomas Markle as long to call up a British tabloid to talk about it. Heck, his daughter Samantha Markle (who had a statement out in 24 hours) was probably getting worried. Thomas has finally spoken about his grandbaby with The Daily Mail.
Thomas Markle Reportedly Found Out About Duchess Meghan’s Pregnancy Before The Rest Of Us
One day after Kensington Palace announced that Duchess Meghan was is pregnant with Prince Harry’s royal spawn, we’ve got Thomas Markle’s take on things. And of course Samantha Markle has something to say about it too.
Samantha Markle Went To London To Badger Duchess Meghan Into Liking Her
Ever since Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry announced their engagement, her father and half-sister have been behaving like the nastiest Herpes outbreak that has lingered about 900 months past its expiration date. While Thomas Markle did every tacky thing he could pertaining to his daughter’s wedding short of showing up in white (though, I’m sure he would have even done that if his ass had shown up), his other daughter Samantha Markle has been seen as the fame ho extraordinaire behind most of his antics. She’s the one who set up that horribly staged photo op before the wedding, and she’s done petty shit like calling Meghan the “Duch-ASS.” Oh, Samantha. If you’re going to play in the Major Leagues, you’re going to have to come up with better material…like “She’s nothing reMARKLEable!” OK, I’ll let myself out.
Seeing that most of us have lost interest or prefer to talk about Cardi B, Samantha is now up to another trick…like leaving the U.S. for the first time to go to London and try to talk to Meghan face-to-face. I’m sure that will work out in her favor. Continue reading