Spotted: Chace Crawford has made an impromptu appearance via the interwebs, reminding us that although it ain’t 2006 anymore, he’s still as tasty and delicious as he was during his Gossip Girl days. Of course, he’s been on the show The Boys for a few years, but none of that matters. He will always be Nate Archibald from Gossip Girl to all of us. And it’s nice to see him doing his very best at reminding us he has abs and furry tits by posting a brand new thirst trap for all of his Instagram followers.
Kyle Richards Of “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills” Denied Accusations That She Used Ozempic To Lose Weight
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been going through a cast shake-up due to the last season being a not-fun-to-watch mess, but it looks like OG/Queen Bee who’s allergic to bees, Kyle Richards is safe. She’s best known for feuding with her sisters, Kathy Hilton and Kim Richards–who’ve both been on the show–and starting drama between the other women but walking away an innocent victim who just somehow happened to get caught in the crossfire. But it looks like in her RHOBH downtime, she decided to inadvertently give everyone something to talk about by posting a bikini pic to her Instagram stories. It didn’t go well, as it usually doesn’t, and many accused Kyle of taking type 2 diabetes drugs to achieve her recently more svelte physique.
Shawn Mendes recently dropped 110 pounds (her name was Camila Cabello). Big change! It’s the perfect time for the 23-year-old to shift his public image away from “betrothed quarantine zombie” to “single stud.” And what better way to do that than to take some sexy thirst traps? So while hiking at Runyon Canyon in Los Angeles, Shawn posed in front of some dry-ass shrubs and got a buddy to capture him in all his shirtless, sweaty, muscle-flexing glory. Unfortunately, he immediately fell on his ass. Shawn posted both the photo and falling video to Instagram, and captioned it, “I guess that’s what I get.”
Chris Evans has provided the internet with yet another panty-soaking moment. Chris got the internet all horny again when he stroked his long, white… piano keys! That’s right, Chris is musically talented as well.
Ben Affleck and his new girlfriend Ana de Armas are really going for it. They’re swinging for the fences, pulling out all the stops, laying it all on the line, and mounting a full court press (as in they’re full on courting the press). Metaphorically speaking, it’s a mess. Ben and Ana are literally rubbing their new relationship in our faces. Ok, also metaphorically. No, I’m not going crazy, you’re going crazy! We’re all going crazy, and in struts Ben and Ana doing a carefully curated pap stroll/Starbucks run, complete with heads thrown back in laughter and a tiny white dog, like it’s the year 2019 and they haven’t a care in the world. To which I say, THANK GOD FOR BEN AFFLECK AND HIS 2020 DICK CHOICES. I needed this.
First off, hello, hello, hellooo! My name is Emily and I’m so excited to be one of the new Dlisted writers. I’m a comedian/writer in Toronto, originally from Cobourg, Ontario (shout out to the two deeply closeted teens from that small town shrieking in delight at the mention). I love statement eyebrows, my cat Bob Sacamano, loungin’, drinkin’, and loudly making fun of things. I’m also single, which segues seamlessly into this very horny post.