Open Post: Hosted By Chris Evans Playing The Piano
Chris Evans has provided the internet with yet another panty-soaking moment. Chris got the internet all horny again when he stroked his long, white… piano keys! That’s right, Chris is musically talented as well.
Chris Evans doesn’t have to do too much to get us to scream for him and work ourselves up into horny tizzies. But that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t have talents or skills. Last month, he showed off one of his lesser-known abilities and posted an Instagram Story featuring him sitting at his piano and playing Easy written by Lionel Richie and originally recorded by his band The Commodores:
Chris Evans playing piano on his Instagram story: “I 💙Sundays” pic.twitter.com/gBZqlxUKLk
— Chris Evans Updates (@updatevans) September 19, 2021
Then a few days ago, Chris soaked up the panties of the internet AGAIN by playing Purple Rain by Prince. And purple wasn’t the only thing that was raining down, honey. The streets weren’t the only thing that got wet.
For the LOVE OF GOD Christopher PLEASE STOP. Purple Rain cis??? HEELLP!!! ☔️💦 pic.twitter.com/xnaNzYMdqX
— Nicole Nichelle (@alamanecer) October 8, 2021
And BuzzFeed says people were quick to lose control of their loins once again:
me me when
normally chris evans
plays piano pic.twitter.com/6zyhCbUDny— Ray ♡ (@chrisevanspawss) September 22, 2021
screaming without the s over chris evans playing the piano
— p e y t o nᴴ ◟̽◞̽ (@igotagurlcrush) October 9, 2021
I’m sure that this triggered another drunken DM from Lizzo who probably said to Chris, “Hey I see you got a piano. I got a flute, let’s fuck–I MEAN–collab on music.”