Night Crumbs
And on today’s episode of The Stir Crazy Show, Madonna warbles out a fried fish reboot of Vogue into a brush while stumbling around in front of a field of beauty products in her bathroom at 3 in the morning. The lyrics go, “Come on, go, let’s go eat some fried fish…come on, vogue, I mean go…’cause there’s no more past.” Well, at least she isn’t singing out Imagine with Gal Gadot. The whole thing is very “drunk baby of Baby Jane and Little Edie auditioning for amateur night at a roadside fish shack.” What I’m saying is that it’s the performance of a lifetime! – Just Jared
Chris Pine and Annabelle Wallis aren’t that couple who dress alike, because he looks like he’s about to move to Santa Fe to find himself through painting watercolors, and she looks like she’s always bragging to people about how she had the 23rd biggest rap song on SoundCloud at one point – Lainey Gossip
Eva Amurri always loses me, but she really lost me by saying that her ex-husband is staying in her “blogger’s studio.” Bitch, a real blogger’s studio is a stained couch covered with potato chip crumbs and red wine splatters, so your ex is staying in the guest house – Celebitchy
Okay, but can Kristin Chenoweth stop for a second and tell us where she got that Streisand t-shirt? – Pajiba
As Mike Pence cheers… – Towleroad
Upstaged by a pooch: Alexandra Daddario was – Popoholic
Upstaged by pooches: Ireland Baldwin was – Egotastic!
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