Category: Lil Uzi Vert
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Uzi Vert’s STOLEN Pink Diamond
Lil Uzi Vert caught one in the pink while stage-diving at the Rolling Loud music festival back in July. People reports that “fans ripped out the pink diamond he has his forehead when he dove into a crowd,” which really just proves that the only thing more embarrassing than having a ludicrously large gemstone implanted into your forehead is having it stolen from you, right between your very eyes.
Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Lil Uzi Vert’s Pink Forehead Diamond And His New Tongue Tattoo
The glittering jewel of the Lil Rappers’ constellation of physical adornments is back! Lil Uzi Vert has put his $24 million pink diamond back into his forehead meat. He must have known it was unsafe leaving that enormous pink diamond just laying around while Jennifer Lopez is in consort with Ben Affleck and decided it was better to keep in on his person at all times. And what’s the point in bringing back your truly, truly, truly outrageous jem without a new tattoo to go with it? Can’t do the forehead though, that’s taken, better do the tongue.
According to Uproxx, Lil Uzi got a tattoo on his tongue which appears to “depict an inverted cross” like the one found on a bottle of Jay Z’s D’usse brand cognac. And as a nod to his “fascination with religious cults.” We know JLo’s got her eye on his Big Pink (easier for her than for him TBH), so please lord let’s not let her get any more ideas or her tongue’s say BEN4LIFE by next week.
Open Post: Hosted By Lil Uzi Vert Removing The $24 Million Pink Diamond From His Forehead
For some reason, rap artist, 26-year-old Lil Uzi Vert got a huge-ass jewel installed into his forehead earlier this year. The jewel was a $24 million pink diamond. Allegedly. It could’ve been a crystal turd from a My Little Pony for all we know. But whatever the case may be, it’s gone from his forehead.