Night Crumbs

February 3, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

The next Ocean’s 11 movie is going to be called Ocean’s 11: Lil Uzi Vert’s Forehead. Because 26-year-old rapper Lil Uzi Vert claims he got a 10 to 11-carat natural pink diamond attached to his forehead. According to Lil Uzi Vert, it cost $24 million and took him four years to pay off. On one hand, that’s what Liberace’s zits looked like. But on the other hand, you’re telling me that Lil Uzi Vert spent four years making layaway payments on that mess and he never realized that if he really wanted a sparkly coochie on his face, all he had to do was rip the rhinestone off of a My Little Pony and glue it to his mug? – Just Jared

Kaley Cuoco is trying to go for another Golden Globe nomination. This time for Most Over-The-Top Reaction To A Golden Globe nom. I mean, damn, Kaley, it’s just a Golden Globe and not anything illustrious like a People’s Choice! – Lainey Gossip

Coming 2 America looks dumb as hell, but I laughed while watching the trailer, so either I’m stoned or- I’ll stop there. It’s the first one – Pajiba

Hollywood is taking their sweet ass time giving us something we really want and have been screaming about for years (a proper Showgirls sequel, obviously) but are quick to give us a GameStop stock movie starring that dude from To All The Boys I Loved Before – Celebitchy

Here’s biting-ass Jenna Dewan Tatum wearing the exact same thing I wear when going hiking (and yes, it scares off bears, mountain lions, coyotes, flies, bees, the wind, the sun, etc…) – Popoholic

AJ McLean made the mistake of visiting a Scientology Centre and thinks he was trapped in a brainwashing movie room from Tommy Cruise Hell – The Blemish

Jeopardy!’s carousel of random guest hosts got some new random guest hosts added to it – SOW

I’m trash so I’m the one screaming that Stouffer’s French Bread pizza needed to be higher on this ranking of frozen pizzas – OMG Blog

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