Category: Stormi Webster
Kanye West Says Kim Kardashian Tried To Stop Him From Going To Their Daughter Chicago’s Birthday Party
Chicago West is probably going to plan her own birthday party next year, after her parents, Kanye “Ye” West and Kim Kardashian, made her whole birthday weekend about themselves. Kanye was online complaining about how Kim wouldn’t let him come to Chicago’s 4th birthday party and then when he finally got there, he made more of a scene about it by going on social media and complaining about Kim some more. Sources say Kim denies the whole thing. Chicago must have been thinking: “Can’t you guys just buy me a Birkin and shut up, like Kulture’s parents?“
Travis Scott “Surprised” His Daughter Stormi Webster With A Public School Bus
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner are just normal people trying to provide a normal childhood for their 3-year-old daughter Stormi Webster. And since a 3-year-old riding a $200K pony to school is a little unusual, Stormi’s dad went out of his way to make sure she had the experience of boarding a big yellow school bus! According to Page Six, Travis surprised his daughter with a school bus after she had expressed interest in them. She probably saw one in the pages of her copy of Richard Scarry’s Busytown Platinum Edition: What Do Poor People Do All Day?
Kylie Jenner Bought Her 2-Year-Old Daughter A $200K Pony
“Self-made” billionaire millionaire Kylie Jenner obviously ain’t the type of parent who worries about spoiling her kids. For daughter Stormi Webster’s second birthday this past winter, the new PMK (Pimp Mama Kylie) constructed an extravagant carnival of nightmares called “Stormi’s World” (featuring a bunch of creepy blow-up Stormi heads, a Frozen-themed ice room, and a custom-redesigned private jet interior to match). Girl doesn’t know the meaning of the word “ostentatious”. Because girl didn’t pay attention in school.
Last week Cardi B and Offset declared WAR when they presented little Kulture with a $20,000 Birkin bag for her second birthday. NO ONE threatens Stormi’s title of “Baby Veruca Salt”, so Kylie bought her daughter a $200,000 white pony from the Netherlands named “Frozen” (like the movie!). Shipping was, of course, not included. That cost Kylie an extra $7,000-$10,000.
Kylie Jenner Threw Daughter Stormi An Over The Top 2nd Birthday Party
I totally remember my 2nd birthday party. The presents, the cake, the semi-truck-sized inflatable gaping maw made in my own image welcoming my guests into a hellscape from which escape is anything but guaranteed. I remember it all like it was yesterday. The thing is, if you’re not spending the equivalent of a small nation’s GDP on your child’s 2nd birthday, they’re just gonna forget it. Kylie Jenner knows this better than anybody. That’s why she risked exponentially increasing daughter Stormi Webster’s future therapy bills on a birthday bash for the ages (well, for the age of 2).
Kylie Jenner Wished Travis Scott A Happy Birthday With A Billboard
“Self-made” billionaires can afford all sorts of stupid shit. So Kylie Jenner taking out a billboard to wish Travis Scott, her “husband” (her word) and father of her baby, a happy 28th birthday is nothing. This is like buying a stamp at the post office for her.
Kylie Jenner Says She’s Removed All Of The Filler From Her Lips
It’s Monday, so you know the Kardashian Klan are in the news for some stupid crap. And I’m the one here to tell you it. You’re welcome and I’m sorry. 20-year-old Kylie Jenner claimed in an Instagram comment that she’s a natural beauty now that she’s have all of her filler somehow removed. Take that, Keke Palmer! Continue reading