So, it’s being reported that fake billionaire, Kylie Jenner, is still rich enough to spend over $130 million so far this calendar year. When Forbes stripped her of her Billionaire title I was worried that meant Kylie was poor! Thank god! She’s still beyond rich!
The Daily Mail says despite Kylie being the target of a Forbes investigation (and maybe a criminal one as well), she is still spending lots of money. Forbes recently took away Kylie’s billionaire status after exposing a “web of lies” about her financials. Apparently, Kylie and Pimp Mama Kris exaggerated her worth in an effort to gain headlines. But Kylie is still estimated to be worth $900 million and she spent a huge chunk of that this year alone.
She reportedly spent between $50 and $70 million buying a Global Express Jet, which costs $5 million a year to maintain (where the fuck do you maintain an airplane? I don’t think you can take that shit to Jiffy Lube.) Beyond that, the interior of the jet was allegedly customized to match “the theme of daughter Stormi’s birthday.” If you aren’t familiar, it was “Stormi World” AKA a Funhouse From Hell. Well, that’s how Kylie likes to fly.
Kylie also spent $36.5 million on a 15,000 sq ft. Holmby Hills “resort compound” complete with seven bedrooms. AND she spent $15 million buying up the vacant plot next to her current $12 million Hidden Hills mansion. She’s reportedly hired Tom Brady‘s architect, Richard Landry, to build property on the land. But wait! There’s more! She also bought more land in La Quinta near Palm Springs for $3.25 million and has plans to build something there too.
But Kylie doesn’t only spend money on THE ME ME ME Fund. She donated $2 million total to coronavirus relief and the Australia wildfires. Well, maybe Kylie can put displaced koalas on her plane and fly them over to California to live on one of her properties. Actually, that would be koala abuse. They’ve already been through enough.