Travis Scott “Surprised” His Daughter Stormi Webster With A Public School Bus
Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner are just normal people trying to provide a normal childhood for their 3-year-old daughter Stormi Webster. And since a 3-year-old riding a $200K pony to school is a little unusual, Stormi’s dad went out of his way to make sure she had the experience of boarding a big yellow school bus! According to Page Six, Travis surprised his daughter with a school bus after she had expressed interest in them. She probably saw one in the pages of her copy of Richard Scarry’s Busytown Platinum Edition: What Do Poor People Do All Day?
Kylie shared Stormi’s special surprise in her Instagram Stories. It’s a good thing Stormi didn’t express interest in a rocketship because the shipping charges on those are truly astronomical.
Page Six reports that it’s unclear if Travis bought the bus outright or only rented it for the day. Even though he and Kylie are expecting a second child who might also one day express interest in the ways of the common folk, we all know school buses are basically a single-serving vehicle. The new baby’s not getting any hand-me-downs. I’m sure they threw this one in the trash when Stormi was done with it. Naturally, people on Twitter had jokes.
she prolly thinkin what the hell she gon do with a school bus pic.twitter.com/b0XRV8y1XI
— 𝐀𝐛𝐞 🌂 (@bharwapd) August 24, 2021
Stormi has been obsessed with the public school system (thanks, Dream), so her dad rented a big yellow school bus for the day. Next week her parents are renting out a school cafeteria so she can experience public school lunches or as I call it, something from Kris' cookbook. pic.twitter.com/fAJ5ubtlfk
— North West (@norisblackbook) August 24, 2021
I’m calling foul on this because the child is not getting the full yellow bus experience. Travis should have also hired some child actors to scream and hurl insults and food wrappers, and a driver with a special knack for finding every single pothole in the road between Calabasas and Malibu. We know the kid can take it. If she can make it through her Stormi’s World birthday party with her psyche intact, she should be able to make it through a public school poverty simulation with no problem. Another fun idea would have been to have the experience catered. Travis could have hired a server to go up and down the aisle and offer Stormi a smushed PB&J sandwich, aged 3-weeks, served in an artisanally distressed brown paper bag. On a silver tray of course!
Pic: Wenn.com