Open Post: Hosted By Snoop Dogg Letting Everyone Know That He Does NOT Smoke At Least 75 Blunts A Day
Rapping marijuana leaf Snoop Dogg is known primarily for two things; his love of weed and his love of weed. Did I miss anything? Probably not, because we’ve known Snoop to be the banner of Legalize It since the 90s when he told us he loves to sip on Gin and Juice. I can guarantee you there was probably weed in there as well, so when his PBR ( or personal blunt roller for your poor folks that can’t afford one) admitted she rolls 70 to 150 blunts for him in one day, it didn’t really come as a surprise to any of us. But do you know who it did surprise? Snoop! And not because he was offended at the number since it was an egregious understatement. Instead, he wants everyone to know he would NEVER smoke that much weed in a day.
According to Complex, Snoop’s PBR Ranagade PerRana was a guest on Australia’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show where she claimed she rolls about 75 to 150 joints a day for Snoop. Honestly, I would have thought it was more than that. Snoop seems like the kind of dude who could smoke a thousand blunts a day and still not be high because he’s a true professional. Many believed Ranagade or figured she was rolling joints for Snoop’s friends too, and went on about their days. But not Snoop. Once he discovered Ranagade’s treasonous tale of exposing behind-the-scenes information, he immediately took to Instagram to show everyone a few roaches he has in his house. And no, not the kind you need Raid for.
Snoop Dogg took to Instagram Sunday to hopefully set the record straight, once and for all, about the amount of weed he smokes in a day.
“Bitch said I smoke… bitch, this is all in a day’s work. Stop lying,” Snoop said. “Fuck I’ma smoke all that weed in one day. What am I, a fuckin’ machine? Bitch, this is the roaches. See… roaches.”
Ok, Sir. Those are nine roaches. That ain’t exactly a small amount of weed, but I guess nine is a better number than 150. And Snoop, if you’re embarrassed by the actual number and don’t want us to know, then at least give a better visual than these nine little roach clips from your Breakfast of Blunts between 9 am-9:15 am. None of us believe this is all the weed you smoke in one day, and if you believe we’re buying any of this, it may be time to put the weed down for a while because it’s affecting your perception of reality!!