Category: Sharon Osbourne
“The Talk” Is On Hiatus As CBS Investigates Sharon Osbourne’s Continued State Of Shock
Way back in November of 2020, Kristian wrote that CBS was panicked over ratings for The Talk which was getting pummeled by The View at the time. It was reported that an insider said that if The Talk couldn’t get a big name like Oprah or Meghan Markle, they were done for. Well, I hope whoever said that is enjoying their monkey paw stew because now, thanks to both Oprah and Meghan, The Talk is going on a short hiatus while they investigate their little Sharon Osbourne problem.
Sharon Osbourne Apologized For What Happened On “The Talk” While Piers Morgan Demands An Apology For The Same
Looks like Sharon Osbourne was given the same opportunity by CBS as her pal Piers Morgan was given by ITV to either apologize for being an embarrassing hot mess on TV or hightail it to the closest emergency exit. Sharon chose the Notes App over the door after yesterday’s appalling performance on The Talk where she loudly and proudly declared herself incapable of racism (?) given her age (?) and demanded that her co-host Sheryl Underwood explain to her (?) how a white woman such as herself could ever possibly, under any circumstance (?), do or say something racist (?). Today, Sharon issued a statement on Twitter claiming that her vehement opposition to racism made her do it (?). Don’t worry, she’s included “anyone that feels confused” by what she said (?) in her apology. But she didn’t apologize to Sheryl which should please Piers because he thinks those “bullies” on The Talk should be the ones apologizing (??). To him! (??? infinitum)
Sharon Osbourne Got Messy On “The Talk” While Trying To Defend Her Friend Piers Morgan
It was only a matter of time before someone jumped to the defense of permanently annoying Piers Morgan, in the wake of his hateful comments directed towards Meghan Markle. Piers got in trouble with ITV and 41,000 of their viewers after he called Meghan a liar when she told Oprah Winfrey that the British media campaign against her got so bad, she didn’t want to be alive anymore. Piers’ friend Sharon Osbourne quickly tweeted support for him after he “quit,” and yesterday she really defended him on The Talk and it really got messy.
Ozzy Osbourne Regrets The Affair That Broke Sharon Osbourne’s Heart
As the entire bat community throws a “really, bitch” side-eye at Ozzy Osbourne, he says that one of his biggest regrets in life isn’t giving a bat head in the worst way ever, it’s the time he cheated on Sharon Osbourne. “Um, you’re going to have to be specific,” said the millions of poons that Ozzy’s dick has wandered into behind Sharon’s back. And Ozzy was specific. Ozzy has regrets over fucking around on Sharon in 2016 because it could’ve destroyed their marriage for good.
CBS Is Reportedly Panicking Over “The View” Seriously Beating “The Talk” In Ratings
The Talk and The View may seem like similar shows: women from different backgrounds chatting about daily events and bullshit. But The View goes balls deep into politics while The Talk doesn’t and that could be why The View is absolutely thrashing its competition. Page Six says that CBS is in panic mode and insiders say the show is at risk of cancellation after The Talk‘s audience dropped to half that of The View. Speaking as a View viewer, hate-watching Meghan “My Father” McCain is one helluva drug.
Sharon Osbourne Wants You To Know That She And Ozzy Still Do It Several Times A Week
71-year-old Ozzy Osbourne and 67-year-old Sharon Osbourne have been married for 38 years, and even though he’s fucked around on her a lot, she told everyone that they still have a healthy fuck life. I guess that’s for everyone who already doesn’t know that seniors fuck! All I can say is, Ozzy and Sharon regularly humping is much, much, much, much, much better than some of the other stuff these two used to get up to.