Sharon Osbourne Wants You To Know That She And Ozzy Still Do It Several Times A Week
71-year-old Ozzy Osbourne and 67-year-old Sharon Osbourne have been married for 38 years, and even though he’s fucked around on her a lot, she told everyone that they still have a healthy fuck life. I guess that’s for everyone who already doesn’t know that seniors fuck! All I can say is, Ozzy and Sharon regularly humping is much, much, much, much, much better than some of the other stuff these two used to get up to.
According to People, Sharon got into Ozzy regularly getting into her during a segment on The Talk. Sharon said that she and Ozzy continue to have lots of sexy times in the bedroom (if it’s anything like I remember from The Osbournes, isn’t their bedroom constantly filled with dog shit?). But the real gag is that they used to be having MUCH MORE fun. In fact, Sharon and Ozzy used to have sex three times a day, but they’ve now cut it down to a couple of times a week.
The subject of bumping privates came up when that other one at the table, Carrie Ann Inaba, wanted to delve deeper into reports of a new study concerning the sex drives of older women, knowing full well that Sharon would take the bait.
“We all know Ozzy was way oversexed. That’s no secret. He had enough for all,” she joked on her daytime talk show. “It’s getting less. It used to be three times a day, but it’s much less now. Let’s say a couple of times a week, which is normal in a long, long relationship.”
“Speaking for the older ladies here: when you’re in a relationship, your relationship has highs and lows. And depending on where you are with your relationship, you love each other more,” Sharon said. “Sex changes that it’s not just about the sex, it’s about the intimacy. It’s about being with that person that you love. They love you. It just changes.”
Sharon eventually concluded that sex, for her, is not all about cheeky talk and rubbing stuff. After a certain time in a longstanding couple’s life, sex becomes more about respect, and as she said that, I’m sure everyone threw a side-eye at Ozzy’s prolific wandering peen.
“Those goosebumps that you got changes to something else. It’s a warmth. It’s a respect,” she continued. “It is a feeling of love and comfort, so those butterflies change to that comfort.”
“The thing is, if somebody moves you in a certain way, you love them. You make love. It’s the best thing in the world,” Sharon said.
That’s great for them, but did I really need the image of Sharon letting out a high-pitched squeal while riding Ozzy, who blurts out a “SHAAAARRRRROOOOON” as their army of dogs use their paws to cover their eyes?
Watch the full discussion below:
Thursday on “The Talk,” the hosts sound off on a new study that revealed that women do enjoy sex as they get older. pic.twitter.com/aPrQmBmEcP
— The Talk (@TheTalkCBS) October 1, 2020
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