Ozzy Osbourne Regrets The Affair That Broke Sharon Osbourne’s Heart

November 28, 2020 / Posted by:

As the entire bat community throws a “really, bitch” side-eye at Ozzy Osbourne, he says that one of his biggest regrets in life isn’t giving a bat head in the worst way ever, it’s the time he cheated on Sharon Osbourne. “Um, you’re going to have to be specific,” said the millions of poons that Ozzy’s dick has wandered into behind Sharon’s back. And Ozzy was specific. Ozzy has regrets over fucking around on Sharon in 2016 because it could’ve destroyed their marriage for good.

Ozzy and Sharon have been married since 1982, and in 2017, he told Rolling Stone that humping on groupies is all part of rock and roll, but that now he realizes he was an idiot and is surprised Sharon didn’t walk out forever. Ozzy said then that there’s no one else he’d rather be with. That interview was a year before Ozzy and Sharon split up for a minute because he got caught doing a hairdresser named Michelle Pugh.

Well, 71-year-old Ozzy is part of GQ’s Men of the Year issue, and in it, he once again showed regret over cheating on 68-year-old Sharon in 2016. Why do I have a feeling that before every interview he does, Sharon is like, “And you better say you’re sorry for cheating on me with those homely uggos.” via People:

In a new interview for British GQ‘s Men of the Year issue, Ozzy, who turns 72 next week, says he “broke her heart” and that he’s “not proud” of having an affair.

“I’ve done some pretty outrageous things in my life. I regret cheating on my wife. I don’t do it anymore,” he said. “I got my reality check and I’m lucky she didn’t leave me. I’m not proud of that. I was pissed off with myself. But I broke her heart.”

And now things between Ozzy and Sharon are better. Case in point: Sharon let us know month that the KY is flowing in their house because she and Ozzy get their fuck on at least a couple of times a week. And I do believe that Ozzy doesn’t get it on with side pieces anymore. I mean, it doesn’t seem like Ozzy can do much without Sharon these days and it’d kind of kill the romance and the mood when Ozzy screams, “SHAAAAAROOON, I can’t find the hole,” while getting it on with a side piece.

Pic: Wenn.com

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