Open Post: Hosted By “The Lost City” Trailer

Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum are the latest comedy duo in Hollywood, or something! The trailer for their new movie, The Lost City, is more hammy than what’s in Don Draper’s pants! Previously announced under the name, The Lost City of D, (cowards! Why change it?!), the movie follows Loretta Sage (Sandra), a romance novelist who spends most of her time alone and gets wrapped up in an eccentric billionaire’s (played by Daniel Radcliffe) scheme to find some ancient lost city which she wrote about in her newest book. Then, the hunky cover model, Alan (Channing), who represents her heroic male lead, “Dash,” comes to the jungle to save her and be a real hero! Of course on the journey, the two fall in love–duh. As the official synopsis puts it: “Thrust into an epic jungle adventure, the unlikely pair will need to work together to survive the elements and find the ancient treasure before it’s lost forever.”
The Lost City also stars Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Oscar Nuñez, Patti Harrison, and Bowen Yang. The trailer also gives us a taste of Brad Pitt‘s cameo as some sort of super-soldier who goes to save Sandra.
If you watched that trailer and think it’s a corny bootleg of Romancing the Stone, I have to mention that Channing gets his ass eaten by a leech in this. Does Michael Douglas get his ass eaten by a leech in Romancing the Stone? I think not!
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