Category: Sam Asghari
Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears Wishing Her LGBTQ+ Fans A Happy Pride
Two Britney Spears Open Posts in a row? We’re so Lucky! Thank you, Brit Brit, for generously gifting us with the perfect pandemic-era Instagram account. It’s sexy, sad, hilarious, scary, confusing, thought-provoking, political, and pretty much all the adjectives. But unlike her Queen of Pop foremother/father, Madonna, whose social media antics give me cringe emoji face, the Princess of Pop’s Instagram makes me do kitty cat with heart eyes ft. “awww, God bless her!”
Yesterday Britney Hit Us Baby One More Time with another iconic post. She wished all her fans “at the LGBTQ community” (she totally thinks it’s a building) a Happy Pride Month while wearing a conservative black dress against a blah beige wall (um, this would have been the time to do tits out in front of the famous red background). Her speech was perfect, until she was rudely interrupted by her 26-year-old hot piece, boyfriend Sam Asghari. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears And Her Hot Boyfriend’s Beach Day (Complete With Masks)
Britney Spears and her hunky, hot piece of a boyfriend, Sam Asghari, went out for a joyful day at the beach. But before you get your pitchforks out and start looking at these two like they’re a couple of drunk Texans about to whip their shirts off and go Jeep-riding, they know how to stay safe amid coronavirus! Our Lady of Cheetos showed us she’s also Our Lady of CDC Guidelines as she and her man both brought their masks to the beach. Bring that SPF: Stay Pandemic-Free! Although, the reverse 5 o’clock shadow tan lines…
Britney Spears Reportedly Told The Court That She Wants To Have A Baby
It’s time to get #FreeBritney trending again because Us Weekly claims that Britney Spears is being held back from pregnancy and marriage. She allegedly wants to marry and have more Cheetolings with her bag of muscles boyfriend Sam Asghari, but her wicked conservator father, Jamie Spears, has been stopping her.
Britney Spears Let Us Hear The Breaking Of Her Foot
The other day, 38-year-old Britney Spears’ workout partner/boyfriend, 26-year old Sam Asghari, posted a video on his Instagram of Starbucks’ number one customer in the hospital with a freshly scribbled-on cast on her foot. At the time, Sam let us know that Brit Brit broke her metatarsal bone and was laid up. And now Britney herself has shared video of the moment she busted her bone, and no, we don’t see Daddy Spears throwing marbles under her feet Showgirls-style to keep her from going back to court to fight her conservatorship.
Britney Spears Broke Her Foot
Britney Spears has caught a break, and this time it was in her foot. According to The Blast, Brit was in the emergency room over the weekend with boyfriend Sam Asghari. We know this, because he posted an Instagram Story saying that Brit Brit broke her metatarsal bone (which is a “group of five long bones in the foot, located between the tarsal bones of the hind- and mid-foot and the phalanges of the toe” for those of you who needed a definition like myself) while dancing, he says.
Jamie Spears Will Remain As Britney Spears’ Conservator
That dying gasp you just heard was the “Free Britney” movement breathing its last. TMZ reports that Britney Spears’ dad Jamie will stay in place as her captor conservator for the foreseeable future as ruled by the judge in Wednesday’s hearing. Britney’s mom Lynne Spears lost her legal bid to take over the Britney wrangling.