Category: Sam Asghari
Open Post: Hosted By Britney Spears’ New Brown Hair
Britney Spears has either dyed her hair brown or threw on a brown wig. I’m slightly worried about. We know she’s been going through it lately, and Britney’s hair is often a good indicator of her mental health See: Gimme More at the 2007 VMAs. And remember when she shaved her head? There was a lot going on and it showed in her fully-exposed scalp. Now she’s stepping out with brown hair.
Britney Spears Responds To Rumors That She’s Being Held Against Her Will By Saying She’s Okay
Don’t worry people, Britney Spears is okay! …I think. After rumors started from the Britney’s Gram podcast that her sole conservator Daddy Spears is keeping her in a mental institution against her will after she refused to take her meds, she has popped up on Instagram to say she’s taking some time to herself and that she can stand up for herself. I’m sure the #FreeBritney conspiracy theorists spent their night analyzing how many times Brit blinked and tried to see if she was screaming for help through Morse Code.
Britney Spears May Soon Be Engaged to Her Boyfriend Sam Asghari
Technically, I should’ve posted a picture of Britney Spears and her boyfriend Sam Asghari together, but I think we are all deserving of a hard earned world break, so I’m just gonna leave this photo of YMCA construction man Sam here and let it marinate in your down low parts.
Because Britney Spears hasn’t learned anything from not being able to shake Kevin Federline‘s annoying ass from her life after they were married for only three years, US Weekly is certain that Brit Brit is about to make her hot model/fitness instructor boyfriend Mr. Brit Brit Spears the Third. Brit and Sam could soon be hitched to each other’s well toned and well baby oiled parts for all of eternity (er, or until they get sick of grinding on each other’s said parts), as an engagement announcement is expected within the next year. Continue reading
BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears Is Going To Eat Lots Of Small Burgers On Tour
Entertainment Tonight broke the biggest news story of the week after talking to Britney Spears about what she’s going to eat when she goes on tour. Brit Brit licked the Cheetos dust from her fingers before telling them all about the Piece of Me Tour which is going around North America and Europe this summer. And you know that means we need to hear all about Brit Brit’s eating and workout habits because what else would she talk about?