Despite Coronavirus, The Annual “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” In Texas Went On And Many People Got Arrested
“Go Topless Jeep Weekend” may sound like something that happens in Florida but this Gathering of the Juggalos for the Girls Gone Wild crowd happens in Texas. It’s an annual beach party where people get naked, get lit, and drive around in big-wheels. And even though we’re in the middle of a pandemic, this year’s Jeep Weekend went on. Coronavirus can’t stop Texas from freeing them titties! And many were arrested but not for social distancing reasons. They were arrested for decorum distancing reasons by acting a mess!
The New York Post said that the Galveston, Texas beach party got all the way out of hand. Texas has begun to relax its coronavirus lockdowns and beaches have been reopening in the state. This is why the “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” was such a huge success. Those wild Texans were thirsty to feel the coronavirus-laced breeze graze their nipples. Hundreds, maybe even thousands, made it down to the beach. One partier, Chelsey Coyer, explained to 12 News Now what got everyone in the mood:
“We been in quarantine and like, I need to get out and party!”
But don’t worry, she’s no dummy! Even though Chelsey wasn’t wearing a mask and attended a crowded beach during an ongoing pandemic, she’s being smart and reminded everyone to, “wash them hands for 20 seconds! And keep them clean! With the Germ-X! Totally!”
Check out this news clip of the beach party which looks like The Gronk’s wet dream:
Not even SNL could not write something as ridiculous as this actual, real news report from my local station pic.twitter.com/VVTziwuyOd
— socially distant rendon (@maria_rendon97) May 18, 2020
At last year’s event, 80 people were arrested and six people went to the hospital. This year, there were 189 arrests which included two people getting shot as well as numerous drug and traffic citations. The Galveston Country Sheriff said they did all they could, but people are gonna wild out if they want to, even in coronavirus times:
“We do what we can, we can not control individuals or what people do as far as their life. We just try to manage the best way and whatever scenario occurs.”
I mean, how is Florida going to top this? Are they going to let Texas take their “Messiest State” crown? I don’t think so! Texas thinks it’s cool for having one topless Jeep weekend a year?! HA! Floridians don’t need an excuse to go topless, get drunk, and drive Jeeps at the same time. They call that: Monday through Sunday.