Well, now Britney is saying, “LOL, y’all, that was just a lil’ prank!” In the caption of a fun flamenco fashion video, Britney claims she was joking about her 100-meter time.
Britney has since deleted the original Instagram post (ummm, doesn’t really support the whole “joke” defense), but here’s a screenshot:
To Brit’s credit, she did include a winky emoji, which is either code for “let’s fuck” or “this is a joke”. So maybe she was pulling a fast one (like, a really fast one). Further proof that Britney is “Carol’s Second Act-ing” as an alt-comedian is this video she posted yesterday.
I mean, I genuinely chuckled. And Britney’s right. We need laughter more than ever. So keep the comedy coming, girl! WAIT. What if Britney’s entire career has been some long Andy Kaufman-esque performance piece? Like that year Joaquin Phoenix was extra-assholey? Oh god, is Kevin Federline even real? Or just Jamie Kennedy in facial prosthetics?!
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