Category: Eurovision
Open Post: Hosted By Sweden Winning The Eurovision
Every year, our European friends come together as a community, find their best (or hottest) singer, and put them in their most sparkly outfit on the most pyrotechnic-ed stage, and have all of Europe judge who has the catchiest and most fuckery-filled song. Whoever wins is allowed to run the EU for a year. This process was decided during the Paris Peace Conference. Last night, Europe underwent its annual grueling 4-hour song contest, and SPOILER ALERT Sweden’s Loreen and her abs took home the iconic glass microphone!
Open Post: Hosted By Macy Gray, Michael Bolton, And Sisqó Joining America’s Version Of Eurovision
It’s been almost two years since it was announced that the US will do its own version of Eurovision after EVERYONE (read: no one) looked at Eurovision and thought, “This would be so much better if they were all Americans!” It’s still happening and Deadline says that the first round of competitors (including Macy Gray, Michael Bolton, Sisqó, and Jewel) who will represent their state has been announced.
Russia Has Been Kicked Out Of The Eurovision Song Contest
The Eurovision Song Contest isn’t just a glittering spectacle of insanity. I mean, it is. But technically, its purpose is to celebrate the songwriting talents of the citizens of Europe. But not all of Europe will be represented at this year’s Eurovision. It was announced that Russia has been kicked out of this year’s contest, due to Russia’s recent invasion of Ukraine.