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The Middle Finger of Eurovision 2021!
The big moment from this year’s Eurovision that is getting all the attention is people accusing a member of the winning entry, Italy’s Maneskin, of representing the Coke-Snorting Capital of the World, the U.S., by snorting a line of the bad shit on live television (he denies it, saying he doesn’t do drugs, was looking at a broken glass on the floor and will take a drug test). I mean, I’m not sure why you’d need to do drugs at Eurovision since the glamorous fuckery of it all will naturally take you up, up, and away, but with that being said, Eurovision is already a giant coke buzz if a giant coke buzz was a multi-country song contest. So for me, the real star of the night was the giant Middle Finger of Germany’s performance!
Germany didn’t have the only middle finger-themed performance. Finland’s entry, Dark Side from the band Blind Channel, has a line about throwing up your middle fingers, so the band planned to do so during their performance. But they were told by Eurovision officials that profanity of any kind is not allowed so they painted their middle fingers red instead. Well, Germany has no fucks to give, because they responded to that profanity rule by throwing up a middle finger at it.
Germany’s entry was the song I Don’t Feel Hate, performed by Jendrick, and during the performance, the Hamburger Helper Hand’s bold German cousin busted out some hot finger banging moves on stage:
Believe us when we say, this is not the only middle finger in the show tonight. #Eurovision #OpenUp #Germany pic.twitter.com/MMx8NmY6x6
— Eurovision Song Contest (@Eurovision) May 22, 2021
The Middle Finger also gave a spotlight-stealing performance in the video for I Don’t Feel Hate:
Sadly, Germany ended up in 25th place (cut to the giant dancing Middle Finger giving the fuck you finger to everybody who didn’t vote for them). But the real winner of Eurovision 2021 was the woman who gets to add “Giant Dancing Middle Finger” to her resume.
Pic: Twitter