Stalkers really do have a distorted sense of reality because, in their minds, they are deep in the throes of passion with a famous person they don’t know. And I can only imagine the Soul Train line of stalkers waiting to profess their love to Rihanna, who probably would burst into laughter before pointing in the stalker’s direction and instructing her goons to “ATTACK!” And this scary scenario partly became reality when a hopeful heart-struck suitor arrived at RiRi’s Beverly Hills mansion looking to propose but instead was startled to see her security detail promptly advance upon him like the Sperm Squad during her Super Bowl performance.
Every year, the Superbowl causes some kind of non-troversy with some people. JLo could be wearing a nun’s habit singing Ave Maria, and a certain subset of viewers would complain that her ankles were too visible, causing children to devote themselves to Satan immediately. This year, Rihanna is on the receiving end of FCC complaints, with most people complaining that her show was too sexy with “pornographic” content. I guess I missed the part where RiRi took part in a live 16-man orgy!
The man who transformed the mere act of whining into an insufferable art form is back to give us even more. After showing that he’s still the world’s greatest sore loser, Chris Brown is back to remind us that he’s also a contender for world’s biggest scumbag. While singing might be the way he pays the bills, his true calling in life is complaining about how the world is unfair to a millionaire who has a track record of being entitled and awful AF. In today’s episode of “Everybody Hates Chris,” Chris is super pissed that people still dislike him for assaulting Rihanna.
Rihanna, A$AP Rocky, and their wildly adorably baby boy, whose name we still don’t know, cover the March issue of British Vogue. The interview was conducted five weeks before her performance at the Super Bowl, and she talked about her halftime show plans, life as a new mom, and her long-awaited ninth album, which she claims will likely be out this year. I want to believe her; I really do. But I’m scared that this is a trick, and “Album” will actually be the name of a new Fenty highlighter. Fool me once…
Olivia Wilde Attempted To Quell Backlash She Got For Calling A$AP Rocky “Hot” In Her Instagram Story
Olivia Wilde’s been single for a quick five minutes, so if you live in the greater L.A. area and have noticed dumpsters filled to the brim with bras and the pungent scent of red wine vinegar and Grey Poupon wafting through the air, she’s probably the culprit. And since the seemingly never-ending Don’t Worry Darling chaos train reached its last stop a few months ago, she’s been devoid of her platform to burp out dumb things as often. But it seems like Olivia can never JUST NOT for too long, so she tethered her unquenchable thirst onto A$AP Rocky after a clip of him supporting his girlfriend Rihanna’s Super Bowl performance went viral. In it, Olivia tagged both A$AP and Rih and called him “hot” and said the video “put her over the edge.” Backlash over her Story ensued because A$AP’s not single, and his girlfriend had just announced they were expecting another baby during said performance, so Olivia deleted it. But of course, she fought JUST NOT and was back on her bullshit soon after by re-posting the Story, this time with the clarification that she meant it was “hot to respect your partner.”
Rihanna Introduced A Very Special Guest During Her Super Bowl Halftime Performance: The Second Child She’s Pregnant With!
The highly anticipated Rihanna “comeback” concert, which took place during something called the Super Bowl (ever heard of it), was met with mixed reviews from her fans. Some were delighted to see RiRi barely move and stare into the camera like, “This is what you wanted, right?” because she gave us everything and nothing all at the same time. Classic RiRi. However, this time it had nothing to do with the fact she didn’t want to be there. The real reason she looked like she was over it at certain points during her performance is that she’s probably tired from carrying her second baby friend inside of her billion-dollar belly. And she chose the Halftime show to make the announcement as she “sang” some of her most beloved tracks in what will go down in history as the most epic episode of Lip Sync Battle ever.