The beginning of this year saw Harvey Weinstein on trial for sexual assaulting two women in 2013, and with that came a promise of an eventual day of reckoning. Dear reader, that day has arrived. Testimony has been given today in court that describes Harvey’s genitalia and body in graphic detail. I don’t care how horrible a picture your imagination might have already cursed you with in that regard, but take a moment to thank it for sparing you the truth. The description given in court today is worse. I don’t know what else to tell you other than stop reading now and save yourself the nightmares, or enter at your own risk.
According to The Daily Beast, former actress Jessica Mann testified today that Harvey “sexually assaulted her on multiple occasions, including forcibly performing oral sex on her in a hotel room after promising her lead roles in his upcoming movies.” Jessica testified that she met Harvey at a party, and was excited when he asked for her number at the end of the night, under the pretense of helping her with her career. First Harvey met her at a bookstore, and later at a hotel for a business dinner.
Mann, then 27, said she agreed to meet Weinstein at the Peninsula Hotel for a “pretty normal” dinner to discuss her career. But halfway through dinner, she said a man approached Weinstein to compliment his movies, which “irritated him” and “in a fury” the producer yelled for the waiter to “take up the food to the hotel room.”
Once inside the room, their professional conversation quickly deviated into something more intimate. She said that while she declined his proposal to give her a massage, she ended up giving him a massage instead.
“He had a lot, a lot, of blackheads and the texture of that was uncomfortable,” she said, adding that Weinstein made her “feel stupid” for “making a big deal over nothing.”
Quick, picture one of those Surinam toads with the eggs embedded their back because it’s better than picturing Harvey’s blackhead-covered reptile body. Jessica also claims that she found a needle in the bathroom of the hotel room where one of the alleged assaults took place. On that occasion, Jessica believed Harvey had injected his penis with something in order to get an erection prior to the alleged assault.
In another incident, Weinstein raped her inside a DoubleTree hotel room in Manhattan, and afterward, Mann found a needle in the bathroom that she believed the Oscar-winner used to inject himself with “medicine” enabling him to get an erection, she testified.
“I was panicked because my worst nightmare was about to happen,” she said through tears, describing the moments before the alleged rape. “I was very angry inside and very scared. I gave up at that point.”
And here folks we come to the difficult part. Again, if you don’t want to know what Harvey’s genitals look like, you can just stop right here and watch this video of golden retriever puppies.
Here’s Jessica’s description of Harvey’s dick. We knew he didn’t have balls but Jessica claims he literally doesn’t have balls.
“The first time I saw him fully naked, I thought he was deformed and intersex,” she said, as Weinstein put his head into his hand. “He has extreme scarring that I didn’t know if he was a burn victim but it didn’t make sense. He does not have testicles and it appears that he has a vagina.”
What more can I say. My apologies to puppies and vaginas everywhere.