Grab Your Barf Bags! Harvey Weinstein’s Deformed Dick Finally EXPLAINED!

June 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Remember earlier this year when then-alleged, sub-human piece of shit, Harvey Weinstein, had his disgusting behavior addressed in court by multiple victims? And how those testimonies, resulting in a graphic description of his deformed genitals, were shared with the public (after the court reporter returned from a week of sick days)?

Well, now we finally (FINALLY!) have a more in-depth analysis of those genitals, including a medical excuse for why they looked as awful as they did (hell, on their best day I still wouldn’t want to see anything attached to Harvey Weinstein). And in dedicated Dlisted fashion, we’re sharing the details WITHOUT the life-shattering visuals––you’re welcome.

According to a report sourced by Page Six, there is a reason for Harvey’s shriveled member. And no, it’s not just that he’s a decrepit rapist who will now only be remembered for overpowering defenseless women with his inflated sense of self-importance (and for producing Shakespeare in Love). Harvey’s apparently got an acute bacterial infection that contributed to his shriveled worm––and it’s so bad, that it almost killed him (for some reason, this asshole just refuses to die).

News of the deformity became public record back in January when one of his accusers, actress Jessica Mann, commented on the state of Harvey’s dick at one of his rape trials. Jurors in that courtroom were then forced to examine full-frontal images of his wizened worm and non-existent testicles.

The infection, called Fournier’s gangrene, is known for attacking middle-aged men and diabetics (Harvey is both) when a certain strain of bacteria enters through a scratch or cut on the genitals and spreads through the bloodstream. Additional side effects include erectile dysfunction which, according to the article, was remedied by some of Weinstein’s assistants who had to go out and purchase Caverject, a drug that is directly injected into the penis before sex so that the sufferer can maintain an erection.

What do you know: while Harvey was attacking women, a deadly strain of bacteria was attacking him. How…appropriate.

I can’t even begin to comprehend the lifestyle Harvey engaged in, but INJECTING YOUR DICK WITH A DRUG IN ORDER TO GET A BONER?! I’d feel sorry for him if it weren’t for the fact that there is absolutely no reason to feel sorry for him (which, I’m thinking is the reason this Page Six article exists. If so, nice try). Harvey and his melted chapstick tube dick and missing balls can stew in prison for eternity.

In the meantime, I’ll follow Mieka’s lead with Harvey Weinstein posts and give you PUPPIES!

Pic: Wenn.com

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