With everyone stuck at home, neighborhood dramas have surely flared across the globe. Stephen Amell, who’s in Arrow, had his petty dramas elevated to a pretty intense level, as he revealed that he and his neighbor were experiencing some friction. It has supposedly gotten so bad that he had to bring it to Twitter’s attention. What happened, you wonder? Did someone egg his windows? Slash a tire? Bag of flaming shit left at the front door? Close–Stephen has accused his neighbor of climbing onto his roof and taking a big-old dump. Well hey! Maybe she was in a rush and the only place to go was… his roof? Yeah, that’s on purpose.
Stephen claims that he and his neighbor have been tusslin’ over some illegal construction he claims his neighbor has been doing for over three years. Stephen went on to explain that his wife, Cassandra Jean, tried to talk to this unnamed neighbor several times but the neighbor war rages on.
The drama got so heated that Stephen’s neighbor, I’m guessing in a fit of rage and Metamucil, climbed to his roof and took a shit. WARNING: You’re about to see a human turd. I say human turd because if a bird dropped that, I’d be worried, because it would have to be a griffin.
Our next door neighbor has been illegally doing construction for 3+ years. Cass got upset with her after we did everything we could to be neighborly. Cass called her out multiple times on Memorial Day weekend. The next day she snuck into our backyard & shit on our roof. pic.twitter.com/r9Cjz8vPjI
— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) June 13, 2020
Shit got real! Imagine hating someone so much that you shit in a slingshot and aim it at their roof? Or you eat a bag of prunes before sneakily climbing onto their roof to squat out a shit of anger? Stephen Amell doesn’t live next door to Lea Michele, does he?
Stephen also got shat on metaphorically by comic book writer, Tee Franklin. Tee called Stephen out for going forward with a podcast of his in which the guest was supposed to be fellow CW star, Grant Gustin. Stephen revealed Grant decided not to do the show to give space and show solidarity to the police brutality protests surrounding the murder of George Floyd. Tee also referenced how Stephen and his wife had been racist in the past, but not clear what she meant by that. Stephen did get some heat recently for defending Hartley Sawyer, who was fired from The Flash over racist tweets from his past.
Fuck @StephenAmell he’s been showing us his racist ass ways for quite awhile now. AND his wife.
Also Grant Gustin ain’t absolved, cuz he DEFINITELY didn’t support & speak out for Candace. 🤷🏾♀️ https://t.co/9A0jbSVzAC
— TEE FRANKLIN HAS FAILED THIS COUNTRY! (@MizTeeFranklin) June 2, 2020
Stephen responded to Tee, but not really:
You totally nailed me. Hope that makes you feel better. I just followed you… so if you need something or you want to help me better understand, hit me up and we can chat!
— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) June 3, 2020
Not sure if Tee and Stephen chatted, but can I just say: what is around his neck in that video? Clearly Stephen can’t be racist or ignorant because Nancy Pelosi lent him her Kente cloth to use as a necktie.