Category: Prince Harry
Prince Harry Spoke With Dr. Gabor Maté About His Family And How Psychedelics Are A Fundamental Part Of His Life
Despite having left the royal family with the public’s goodwill mostly in his favor, Prince Harry seems absolutely determined to throw that in the trash alongside his crown. From documentaries to books about getting knocked out by Prince William (of all people). His most recent attempt at talking about his family and getting people to not pay attention to him and Meghan Markle was sitting down with controversial Dr. Gabor Maté. And they kindly gave us the pleasure of being able to watch the therapy session for only $33! Gotta pay for rent somehow now that they can’t hang out in Frogmore anymore.
Prince William Reportedly Backed King Charles’ Decision To Evict Prince Harry and Meghan Markle From Frogmore
The decision to kick Harry Windsor and Meghan Markle out of their former UK home base, Frogmore Cottage, and move Prince Andrew in, wasn’t just King Charles’ call, apparently. The Daily Beast’s sources claim that the decision was made “in partnership” with the next king Prince William. Well, Will needs some pepper with that salt because it sounds like he’s getting back at his brother for hanging him out to dry in Harry’s book Spare, the royal embodiment of Regina George’s “Burn Book.”
Prince Harry’s Catching Backlash For Planning To Do An “Intimate Conversation” With Trauma Expert Gabor Maté
The next stop on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Worldwide Privacy Tour will be Haz sitting down for an “intimate” talk with distinguished Canadian trauma and ayahuasca expert Dr. Gabor Maté. But, while one would’ve originally thought the biggest issue here would be that instead of Harry paying for therapy like we mere peasants must, he and Dr. Gabor are actually charging $33 for anyone who wants to tune in to the live stream of the event. And the event is now receiving blowback because of Dr. Gabor’s alleged antisemitism, and Harry has been condemned for associating with him. Uh, I’m assuming these people must’ve missed Harry’s Nazi costume moment if their expectations of him were this high.
King Charles Has Evicted Prince Harry And Meghan Markle From Frogmore Cottage
King Charles has BKE (Big King Energy), and he wants us to know it. Charles is officially showing Prince Harry and Meghan Markle the royal door, and he’s letting it hit them on their asses on the way out. It’s being reported that Harry and Meghan have been evicted from Frogmore Cottage subsequent to Harry’s messy memoir Spare being released. After Harry aired out his family’s royal dirty laundry and more in his book, Charles has let Harry and Meghan know that they’ll have to stay at the Hilton the next time they’re in England because Frogmore is no longer their UK crash pad. And I guess Charles feels that Harry’s actions were worse than his brother Prince Andrew’s because he has reportedly offered Prince Predator the keys to Harry and Meg’s (former) secluded cottage. Because, well, they gotta keep Andrew away from people somehow.
Courteney Cox Responded To Her Mention in “Spare” And Said Prince Harry Did Party At Her House And Stay There For A Few Days, But She Denies Giving Him Magic Mushrooms
Courteney Cox must be running some kind of halfway house for privileged yet downtrodden victims out of her L.A. estate; because Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi once crashed there in between mansions, and Prince Harry revealed in his recent memoir, Spare, that he stayed there one time during a trip to the U.S. back in 2016. Staying at Monica Gellar’s house seemed to have been a banner encounter for him because he’s a Friends fanatic and self-proclaimed Chandler (of course); AND he says he tripped his bollocks off on mushrooms at a party there one night. According to People, Courteney just shared that although Harry Todger The Half-Price Prince DID stay there a few years ago, she’s not copping to supplying the shrooms.
King Charles Reportedly Wants Prince Back In The Family And At His Coronation
King Charles’ big deal coronation ceremony is happening on May 6 at Westminster Abbey. A couple of weeks ago, British media reported that Charles actually wanted Prince Harry and Meghan Markle at the crowning, allegedly because he felt their absence would be “more distracting” than their presence. This week, a source told People that, yes, Charles wants his son at his coronation cuz, if they don’t make peace, their estrangement “will always be part of the King’s reign.” The king also doesn’t want people to keep thinking of him as a “distant parent.” Um, I’d say “distant parenting” is as synonymous with the British royal family as ridiculous hats and sex scandals.