Category: Paparazzi
BenAna, WHO?! Chris Evans And Lily James Got Papped Again
Over the weekend, the London franchise of Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas known as Chris Evans and Lily James were caught by the paparazzi leaving a club together before going off to his hotel. That seemed to confirm that Lily has completely moved on from Matt Smith and is now getting on Chris Evans. Chris and Lily were papped laughing in a London park together yesterday. Yes, LAUGHING. Those bold bitches. That’s BenAna’s thing! How dare they. But congratulations to the Venice, CA jewelry shop that will get a little press when BenAna try to show up LilChris (or is it JamEva? Or ChrisLily, but that’s already taken.) is papped looking at rings through the window…while laughing of course.
Ana De Armas Met Ben Affleck’s Kids––And Then They All Went For A Walk In Front Of Cameras
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, works harder at convincing the world that they are truly a couple in love than Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas (okay, almost nobody). And because it was a day ending in Y, the two just could not contain their love indoors so they set off on another walk in front of cameras. Only this time, they brought along some of Ben’s kids (14-year-old Violet, 11-year-old Seraphina, and 8-year-old Samuel) and their pooches. I guess Jennifer Garner finally let Ana meet the kids, and they celebrated it with a good old-fashioned family pap stroll! Because if Ana met the kids and we didn’t see pap pictures of them hitting the stroll together, it’d be like she never met them at all!
Ben Affleck Scaled Ana de Armas’ Fence After Getting Locked Out During Their Daily Pap Stroll
I guess Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas got tired of the same ol’ bullshit on their daily dog walk pap strolls. Sure, the outfits change, but these two are serious thespians, not fashion models. And since you can’t just recast the dogs without somebody crying “abuse!”, Ana and Ben were forced to get creative. Which is why they got locked out of Ana’s house.
A perfect opportunity to prove that Affleck can still do it all! Scale fences! Seduce the nanny! Grope 19-year-old VJs! Screw you, Pattinson! Continue reading
Jennifer Garner Doesn’t Want Ben Affleck To Introduce The Kids To Ana de Armas Just Yet
One of the upsides of coronavirus quarantine is that nobody has to meet new people. We especially shouldn’t be meeting any of those disease vectors frequently referred to as “children.” That might pose a speed bump in Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ whirlwind romance because the next logical step in their relationship would be for Ana to meet Ben’s three kids. Given the circumstances, you’d think this wouldn’t even be up for consideration, however, Ben’s ex-wife Jennifer Garner isn’t about to let fate decide the fate of her children. According to Us Weekly, as part of her role as the chairwoman of the Corona Redundancy Committee, Jennifer doesn’t think now is the time for Ben to introduce Ana to his kids. You think? Meanwhile, Ben and Ana’s little quarantine family has grown to include Ben’s enormous German Shepherd. I guess Ana’s little dog wasn’t drawing enough attention so Ben pulled out the big gun for Monday’s scheduled pap stroll.
Ben Affleck And Ana de Armas Enjoyed A Romantic Starbucks Pap Stroll
Ben Affleck and his new girlfriend Ana de Armas are really going for it. They’re swinging for the fences, pulling out all the stops, laying it all on the line, and mounting a full court press (as in they’re full on courting the press). Metaphorically speaking, it’s a mess. Ben and Ana are literally rubbing their new relationship in our faces. Ok, also metaphorically. No, I’m not going crazy, you’re going crazy! We’re all going crazy, and in struts Ben and Ana doing a carefully curated pap stroll/Starbucks run, complete with heads thrown back in laughter and a tiny white dog, like it’s the year 2019 and they haven’t a care in the world. To which I say, THANK GOD FOR BEN AFFLECK AND HIS 2020 DICK CHOICES. I needed this.
Sia Beat Bare Butt Picture Buyers To The Punch
Enigmatic chanteuse Sia, much like Ice Cube, is not the one to get played like a poo butt. She may or may not be from the streets but she knows what’s up. According to New York Daily News, Sia #tooktotwitter and released a paparazzi shot of her bare bottom to fans before the paps could do it for profit.