What with all of the turmoil and devastation going on in the world right now, we know you’ve been dying to see sneak peeks of the 398th remake of Batman, starring the world’s most handsome man, Robert Pattison. Lucky for you, your prayers have been answered. Well, kind of.
While filming on The Batman is going down in Glasgow, some snap-happy Scot (or, most likely, a set-up photographer) took some action shots, and a grainy 12-second long video of what appears to be a stuntman decked out in a scruffy Batman costume that looks like it was ripped off of an ice hockey player and spray-painted black. Stunt Batman also had a woman with him who could be Zoe Kravitz’s Stunt Catwoman.
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The totally unauthorized photos of the new Batsuit and Batcycle were captured during an outdoor location shoot at Glasgow Necropolis Cemetery and while they are a revealing insight into how this version from the neverending franchise is going to compare––stylistically––to the other dozens that have been made, they don’t appear to give away too many plot details. (I know, I’m sorry, this went from being a Robert-Pattison-in-tights-type tease to “hey, straight guys, doesn’t that motorcycle looks awesome?“)
Anyway, check out the video below for some Batman-in-action type…action:
Catwoman: Can you come over?
Batman: Naw, fighting the Joker
Catwoman: I stole a diamond
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Unfortunately, anybody looking to get a clear glimpse of everybody’s favorite crayon-scented heartthrob in motion will have to wait. Unless this puzzling, red-light version of Robert (though it looks like it could be anybody) as Batman released last week by the film’s writer-director Matt Reeves, does it for you?
The film is set to open on June 25, 2021, so Twilight fans looking for something new to drool and cry over still have plenty of time to develop some taste wait. In the meantime, I’d like to remind everybody to please PLEASE! make sure that this movie tanks at the box office.
Pics: Warner Bros.