Category: I Love a Parade
Mel Gibson Was Briefly Scheduled To Be Co-Grand Marshal Of One Of New Orleans’ Biggest Mardi Gras Parades
Historically speaking, there are few better places in the world to see some sweet, sweet, sugar tits than in New Orleans during Mardi Gras. So that is perhaps the reason Mel Gibson agreed to be the co-Grand Marshal of Krewe of Endymion’s 2023 Mardi Gras parade, one of the city’s “largest and most splendid parades,” according to Nola.com. But it doesn’t explain why Krewe of Endymion would want Mel to ride on their float, only to reverse the decision just a few hours later, unless the theme of their parade this year was Beef Jerky and Bile, but they couldn’t source enough of those little silica gel desiccant packets to keep Mel from rotting and turning into a lump of salty, sinewy mush. A huge turnoff, especially if you want the ladies to keep flashing them sugar tits.
Open Post: Hosted By Geese Marching In A Danish Parade
And now for something good going on in Europe: goose parades! They’re exactly what they sound like; a gaggle of geese dutifully march, one by one, in a parade led by a person playing a whistle and xylophone. Their caboose is a dude on drums. Apparently this type of parade, known as “De Ganzenfanfare,” happens every year around the holidays in Western European countries like Belgium and the Netherlands. A goose march in Odense, Denmark recently went viral on TikTok, and now it’s all the kids are talking about!
Jennifer Garner Doesn’t Want Ben Affleck To Introduce The Kids To Ana de Armas Just Yet
One of the upsides of coronavirus quarantine is that nobody has to meet new people. We especially shouldn’t be meeting any of those disease vectors frequently referred to as “children.” That might pose a speed bump in Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas’ whirlwind romance because the next logical step in their relationship would be for Ana to meet Ben’s three kids. Given the circumstances, you’d think this wouldn’t even be up for consideration, however, Ben’s ex-wife Jennifer Garner isn’t about to let fate decide the fate of her children. According to Us Weekly, as part of her role as the chairwoman of the Corona Redundancy Committee, Jennifer doesn’t think now is the time for Ben to introduce Ana to his kids. You think? Meanwhile, Ben and Ana’s little quarantine family has grown to include Ben’s enormous German Shepherd. I guess Ana’s little dog wasn’t drawing enough attention so Ben pulled out the big gun for Monday’s scheduled pap stroll.