Category: Operation Varsity Blues
Felicity Huffman’s Youngest Daughter Got Into Vassar College Sans College Bribery
Felicity Huffman pleaded guilty to spending $15,000 to fix her daughter Sophia Macy’s SAT scores. She was rewarded with admitting she was an over-privileged rich asshole by getting hit with a mere 14-day prison sentence . She only served 11 days in the clink. And her daughter Sophia, who reportedly did not know her mom pulled schemes to get her into a good college, is allowed to retake the SATs. So once Felicity clears up her community service, she will be rid of the scandal for good. And even more good news: her other daughter just got into college and Felicity didn’t have to fake no scores! Lori Loughlin is quaking at this turnout!
Sources Say Lori Loughlin Was Not Happy With Olivia Jade’s YouTube Return
Even though her mom is still facing a shit ton of legal pressure and has a pending court case coming up which could see both Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli going to jail for a long time for bribery and money laundering, daughter Olivia Jade decided now was the perfect time to get her career back on track and made her YouTube return! We all thought it was stupid because she literally said nothing in the video and also because her parents have a trial coming up. Why are you talking about shit before your parents are even done with a verdict? Well apparently her mom is pissed.
Aunt Becky Update: She’s Worried About The Sentences Other People Are Getting Because They Ain’t Short Enough
People reports that Lori Loughlin is in another one of her moods. We all know the story by now. Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli, are accused of using $500,000 to bribe their daughters’ way into USC by faking that they were on the rowing team. The evidence seems pretty solid, and other people involved have pled guilty. Also, Rick Singer, the mastermind behind the College Admissions Scandal is the one who turned on his clients–and yet Lori and Mossimo pleaded not guilty because… I’m sure they have a plan?
Lori and Mossimo apparently had second thoughts, though, after fellow schemer Felicity Huffman admitted her guilt, and is already out of prison after serving 11 days. Lori wanted that too! But it seems like that won’t be happening, as other sentences are coming in from the scandal and Lori isn’t liking the prison time they got.
Lori Loughlin’s Family Is In “Chaos”
Lori Loughlin WISHES she could get roasted by Martha Stewart for looking schlubby in a pair of coveralls she didn’t even have to wear long enough that they require laundering. Speaking of laundering, Lori and her husband Mossimo Giannulli still insist that they don’t know nothing about it, have never even seen a washing machine let alone used one, and they certainly don’t know where all those wet $100 bills came from. Yet somehow, Lori and Mossimo got caught putting too much detergent in the washing machine, and just like when Bobby did that on The Brady Bunch, the avalanche of bubbles is sending their family into chaos!!!
Lori Loughlin Is Freaking Out About The New Bribery Charges
It seems like just yesterday Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli were getting hit with additional bribery charges in the college admissions scandal–but it was actually two days ago. We’re learning more about the charges and indictment, but by “more” I mean “more of the same” because it’s really just more self-obsessed, out-of-touch, “Help me, I’m rich!” bullshit that we’ve become accustomed to from these two. Apparently Mossimo is on record saying he “had to work the system” to get his daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli into USC. And now Lori is freaking out because she keeps getting charged with things. Wow, it’s almost like you should have copped a plea a hundred years ago. Maybe your slap on the wrist would have healed by now?
Lori Loughlin May Cop A Plea Deal After All, And Her Daughters Are Officially No Longer USC Students
Lori Loughlin‘s life has been in a tail-spin ever since her own greed, hubris, and pride got the best of her and she pleaded not guilty to the allegations laid against her in the College Admissions Scandal. Operation Varsity Blues uncovered $500,000 of alleged bribery money used by Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo for allegedly getting her two daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli, into USC. The feds allege that Lori used that $500,000 to falsify rowing credentials for her daughters. Welp, the government got her good, and her not-guilty plea turned into more charges, which turned into a lifetime of HELL and TORMENT!
Well, listen, Lori’s fellow College Admissions Scandal schemer Felicity Huffman is flourishing in prison. Not only is she almost done with her sentence and will be out in time for Sunday Night Football, jail life isn’t so bad since she has a tanning area and foosball and shit. So now Lori’s looking at Felicity’s slap on the wrist and thinking: “I am also a rich famous white woman–perhaps I will also get a slap on the wrist? …Maybe I should take a plea?” Took her long enough.