Category: Operation Varsity Blues
Felicity Huffman Has Finished Up Her Sentence In The College Admissions Scandal
TMZ says that Felicity Huffman has fully completed her sentence in the College Admissions Scandal. Felicity pleaded guilty in May 2019 to paying $15,000 for a proctor to fix her daughter’s SAT answers, boosting her daughter’s score. Felicity had to pay fines, and do community service and worst of all, spend a week and change in prison with security so low she had regular walks and paparazzi sightings–so basically normal life. In fact, yesterday was the anniversary of her release, meaning she’s off probation too. Now she only has to deal with the wrath of Hollywood-types taking playful jabs at her on award shows until the end of time.
Lori Loughlin Got Two Months In Prison While Mossimo Giannulli Got Five Months For Their Roles In The College Admissions Scandal
As expected, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli were sentenced today after someone shot them up with a potent load of common sense and they reversed their not guilty pleas and finally took a plea deal for charges they faced for paying $500,000 to get their daughters, Olivia Jade Giannulli and Isabella Rose Giannulli, into USC by passing them off as rowing stars even though if you asked them about rowing, they’d say, “Isn’t that the Olsens fashion line?” As part of their plea deal, both Lori and Mossimo pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud (and Mossimo also pleaded guilty to an additional charge of honest services wire and mail fraud). Lori agreed to serve two months in the clink and Mossimo agreed to five months, but ultimately their fate was up to a judge. If you were hoping that the judge would fart on the plea deals and give them LIFE in a maximum-security prison, you’re going to be disappointed. Because the judge accepted their plea deals.
Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Giannulli Pleaded Guilty Via Zoom
Well it’s official. Lori Loughlin is not not a felon. She and her husband Mossimo Giannulli logged onto Zoom this morning and pleaded guilty to charges stemming from inflated egos and too much damn money. As expected, after agreeing to a plea deal, Lori and Mossimo pleaded guilty to federal charges as a result of their efforts to get their daughters Oliva Jade and Isabella Rose Giannulli into USC on a fake crew scholarship even though, as one reporter put it, “neither rowed nor coxed competitively,” which, are you sure? I’ve coxed competitively, it’s not that hard. Additionally, while neither of them pleaded to it, Lori and Mossimo are both guilty of multiple counts of gross dumbassery for not taking a plea deal in the first place.
Olivia Jade Is Worried That More Embarrassing Pictures Might Be Released
As we know from her illustrious career as a wastrel YouTuber and professional selfie taker, Olivia Jade is very concerned with appearances, seemingly more so than she is with the possibility of her mom and dad, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, doing time in prison (which is very possible since a judge just ruled against dismissing their case). I mean, I can hardly blame her. None of it was her fault! All she wanted to do was put on makeup and pout from her mansion, and these fuckers are over here making her put on makeup and pout from a motherfucking DORMITORY?!? I think for Olivia, the real treachery wasn’t her parents’ alleged bribery and fraud, it was the fact that it led to unflattering, unfiltered photos of Olivia and her sister Isabella Rose on rowing machines wearing off-the-rack athleisurewear coming out. A couple of weeks ago we learned that Olivia was “extremely embarrassed” by them. Now, according to Us Weekly, she’s afraid that more embarrassing pictures might be released.
Felicity Huffman And William H. Macy’s Daughter Sophia Was Accepted To College With Her Own SAT Scores
According to Page Six, Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy now have two daughters who have been accepted to college on their own merits. This news has got to be bittersweet for Felicity. On the one hand, she feels the pride of knowing her daughter got into college all on her own. On the other hand, it turns out her daughter really could get into college all on her own. 11 days in a prison-issued jumpsuit, and for what?!?
Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Are Still Trying To Get Their Case Dismissed
Due to them being pariahs and not wanting to be pelted with pasture raised heritage breed eggs from Bristol Farms, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have been sheltering in place for an entire year since they got busted for their participation in Operation Varsity Blues (yes, IT HAS ONLY BEEN A YEAR). So I’m sure the current coronavirus pandemic has hardly put a dent in their schedule. They are still consumed with trying to avoid being convicted on federal bribery and money laundering charges stemming from the $500,000 they paid to get their daughters Isabella Giannulli and Olivia Jade into USC. According to TMZ, Lori and Mossimo (and a bunch of their fellow defendants who opted out of taking a plea deal) are making a Hail Mary plea to the judge and asking to have their cases dismissed by accusing the U.S. Attorney’s Office of misconduct and general fuckery (sadly not a legal term).