Lori Loughlin Is Freaking Out About The New Bribery Charges
It seems like just yesterday Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli were getting hit with additional bribery charges in the college admissions scandal–but it was actually two days ago. We’re learning more about the charges and indictment, but by “more” I mean “more of the same” because it’s really just more self-obsessed, out-of-touch, “Help me, I’m rich!” bullshit that we’ve become accustomed to from these two. Apparently Mossimo is on record saying he “had to work the system” to get his daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli into USC. And now Lori is freaking out because she keeps getting charged with things. Wow, it’s almost like you should have copped a plea a hundred years ago. Maybe your slap on the wrist would have healed by now?
People says that prosecutors have emails between Mossimo and the ring leader of this admissions bullshit, Rick Singer, where Rick tells him to get pics of his daughters on a rowing machine to make it look legit–which we knew, he was out here doing his best to fake this shit hardcore. But now we’re learning that the government also has evidence of payments and the bribery, as Mossimo emailed his accountant with some incriminating shit. Mossimo forwarded an invoice to his accountant in April 2017 for $200,000 saying:
“Good news my daughter … is in (U)SC… bad is I had to work the system.”
I mean… there you go. I know this is Trump Times and so admitting crimes out loud seems like no big deal anymore, but there you go. What happens next, we’ll find out, but: there. You. Go. That’s like sending an email saying:
“Good news, that guy will not bother us anymore… bad is I had to cut him up into pieces and bury them (at)… 2675 Rockefeller Ave underneath the ficus.”
Us Weekly says this has Lori worried, which is shocking because she was so calm before this. A source says:
“Lori is absolutely terrified and extremely vulnerable. The only hope is that she is acquitted or if she is convicted, the judge will realize the government has been completely overzealous and gives her a very light prison sentence.”
Why is it when rich folk face consequences they think it’s “overzealous”? Consequences only for the peasants, right? God I hate rich people–I hope your daughter never gets to sell TummyTea or eyeliner again! The source also said:
“The prosecution added the additional charge because the government realized their case was weak. The charge could have been filed with the others back in the spring.”
The case is weak? The case with the smoking gun, the motive, the emails, the payment history, the other people involved admitting it, the man who arranged it admitting it… I– …How could it be stronger? They need video? Cop. A. Plea. Deal. End this you shitting idiots–has this not gone on long enough? Case gone on longer than Felicity’s prison term.
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