Felicity Huffman’s Daughter, Sophia, Will Retake Her SATs

September 30, 2019 / Posted by:

TMZ is reporting that Felicity Huffman didn’t completely fuck her daughter’s life, which is nice because Lori Loughlin might’ve. Felicity spent $15,000 to bump her daughter Sophia’s SAT scores. Meanwhile, Lori spent half a million to help her daughters Isabella and Olivia Jade get into USC and Olivia probably/definitely knew about lying about being on the rowing team. Sophia reportedly didn’t know her SAT answers were being corrected, so now she wants to take the test again without her parent’s meddling. Lucky for Sophia, she will probably be able to. Sadly for Olivia Jade, she wanted to be an influencer and now everyone hates her so until they don’t… maybe she’d have better luck actually trying the school thing?

Felicity Huffman has been sentenced to two weeks in jail for her role in the College Admissions Scandal. Now that Felicity has been sentenced and will officially atone for her sins, her fam is starting to look to the future again and Sophia is thinking about school again. Since her first SAT score was a dud, she’ll need to retake them, and TMZ says she has a good chance.

The College Board security policy says that the:

“College Board will prohibit individuals from taking the SAT … when we conclude they have deliberately gained or attempted to gain or share an unfair advantage on any College Board test, or otherwise threatened the integrity of the test.”

Which is pretty much the definition of Sophia. But she didn’t know. Investigators believe that Sophia was left in the dark. So a College Board rep told TMZ that things looked good for Sophia. And even if Sophia was guilty of forging shit, like Olivia Jade probably was, there’s only a 6-month suspension as a punishment and it’s already been 6 months.

This is another example of “How” and “How Not” to react to a situation. Felicity pleads guilty and gets two weeks. Lori pleads innocent and is facing years. Felicity’s kid is going to retake the SATs and possibly go to a college on her own merit, while her mom is already starting community service to look good. Lori is fighting with Mossimo about whether or not to take a private jet to court and her daughter’s on Instagram flipping off the media. Like damn girl. It’s time to make better choices, and it’s time for Olivia Jade to pitch in. Actually join a rowing team, bitch! Make your mother look good!

Pic: Wenn.com

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