As we know from her illustrious career as a wastrel YouTuber and professional selfie taker, Olivia Jade is very concerned with appearances, seemingly more so than she is with the possibility of her mom and dad, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, doing time in prison (which is very possible since a judge just ruled against dismissing their case). I mean, I can hardly blame her. None of it was her fault! All she wanted to do was put on makeup and pout from her mansion, and these fuckers are over here making her put on makeup and pout from a motherfucking DORMITORY?!? I think for Olivia, the real treachery wasn’t her parents’ alleged bribery and fraud, it was the fact that it led to unflattering, unfiltered photos of Olivia and her sister Isabella Rose on rowing machines wearing off-the-rack athleisurewear coming out. A couple of weeks ago we learned that Olivia was “extremely embarrassed” by them. Now, according to Us Weekly, she’s afraid that more embarrassing pictures might be released.
Us Weekly says that Olivia, like many of us, is “in a very tense state of mind recently” and that “she has good days and bad [days],” but apparently it’s not because our country is a raging trash fire or she’s worried about coronavirus. No, Olivia’s worried the other New Balance sneaker her mom made her wear will drop.
“Olivia and her sister are hoping protectors aren’t going to release anymore embarrassing photos or information leading up to the trial,” the source tells Us, noting that the teenager feels like her life is “very uncertain” right now. “That’s what leading to her mood swings.”
More embarrassing than her on a rowing machine with her noodle arms that have never once lifted anything heavier than an iPhone 11 Pro Max? Was there a Plan B where they tried to get these girls into USC on an equestrian scholarship? Because if there are pictures of Oliva and her sister straddling brooms while Lori makes clip-clop sounds with a couple of coconuts in the background, the world needs to see them immediately.