Category: Meghan Markle
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have Officially Been Invited To King Charles’ Coronation
People reports that, over the weekend, a spokesperson for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle told The Sunday Times, “The Duke has recently received an email correspondence from his Majesty’s office regarding the coronation.” Translation: after weeks of hemming and hawing, King Charles finally asked Harry and Meghan to come to his crowning ceremony in May. Via email. I’ll bet the couple’s invite was a “P.S.” at the bottom of their recent eviction notice. The other esteemed guests probably received solid gold invitations personally delivered by one of those silent, fuzzy-hat guards riding a horse and carriage.
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Prince Harry Spoke With Dr. Gabor Maté About His Family And How Psychedelics Are A Fundamental Part Of His Life
Despite having left the royal family with the public’s goodwill mostly in his favor, Prince Harry seems absolutely determined to throw that in the trash alongside his crown. From documentaries to books about getting knocked out by Prince William (of all people). His most recent attempt at talking about his family and getting people to not pay attention to him and Meghan Markle was sitting down with controversial Dr. Gabor Maté. And they kindly gave us the pleasure of being able to watch the therapy session for only $33! Gotta pay for rent somehow now that they can’t hang out in Frogmore anymore.
Prince William Reportedly Backed King Charles’ Decision To Evict Prince Harry and Meghan Markle From Frogmore
The decision to kick Harry Windsor and Meghan Markle out of their former UK home base, Frogmore Cottage, and move Prince Andrew in, wasn’t just King Charles’ call, apparently. The Daily Beast’s sources claim that the decision was made “in partnership” with the next king Prince William. Well, Will needs some pepper with that salt because it sounds like he’s getting back at his brother for hanging him out to dry in Harry’s book Spare, the royal embodiment of Regina George’s “Burn Book.”
King Charles Has Evicted Prince Harry And Meghan Markle From Frogmore Cottage
King Charles has BKE (Big King Energy), and he wants us to know it. Charles is officially showing Prince Harry and Meghan Markle the royal door, and he’s letting it hit them on their asses on the way out. It’s being reported that Harry and Meghan have been evicted from Frogmore Cottage subsequent to Harry’s messy memoir Spare being released. After Harry aired out his family’s royal dirty laundry and more in his book, Charles has let Harry and Meghan know that they’ll have to stay at the Hilton the next time they’re in England because Frogmore is no longer their UK crash pad. And I guess Charles feels that Harry’s actions were worse than his brother Prince Andrew’s because he has reportedly offered Prince Predator the keys to Harry and Meg’s (former) secluded cottage. Because, well, they gotta keep Andrew away from people somehow.
The Judge In Samantha Markle’s Defamation Suit Against Meghan Markle Might Be Leaning Toward Dismissing It
Samantha Markle wants everyone to know she does not come from a poor background, okay? Exhibit A: that majestic banged coiffure of the Florida upper-crust and Exhibit B: the fact that she has the disposable income to toss at her lawyer when her half-sister, Meghan Markle, opens her mouth. As we know, South Park sweethearts Meghan and Prince Harry requested to avoid sitting for a depo in the ongoing defamation suit Samantha filed against Meghan after her Oprah interview, but that motion was denied. However, Meghan’s legal team recently again asked for the suit to be tossed out when they showed up in court, and after the judge heard from both sides, she made it known that she may end up dismissing the case.
King Charles Reportedly Wants Prince Back In The Family And At His Coronation
King Charles’ big deal coronation ceremony is happening on May 6 at Westminster Abbey. A couple of weeks ago, British media reported that Charles actually wanted Prince Harry and Meghan Markle at the crowning, allegedly because he felt their absence would be “more distracting” than their presence. This week, a source told People that, yes, Charles wants his son at his coronation cuz, if they don’t make peace, their estrangement “will always be part of the King’s reign.” The king also doesn’t want people to keep thinking of him as a “distant parent.” Um, I’d say “distant parenting” is as synonymous with the British royal family as ridiculous hats and sex scandals.