Category: Marion Cotillard
Adam Driver Sings During A Coochie-Eating Scene In His And Marion Cotillard’s New Movie “Annette”
It seems that Adam Driver has discovered a new skill. Or maybe he knew about it before, but we sure didn’t. This year’s Cannes Film Festival opened with a screening of Annette, a rock opera starring Adam and Marion Cotillard. And Marion revealed that in the film, Adam makes a historic first as he sings while simulating cunnilingus. So in other words, Annette is a horror movie in the eyes (and mouth) of DJ Khaled.
Festival Goers Are Grossed Out By Having To Give A Saliva Sample To Attend Cannes
We can now add spittle to the list of things the Cannes Film Festival attendees deem to be more repugnant than Roman Polanski. According to Variety, festival attendees arriving from outside of the EU are being required to visit The Drool Tent, or La Tente de Bave, if you will, to provide a saliva sample to be tested for COVID-19 before attending any events inside the Palais. Festival-goers have described the process as “really gross” but then turn around and watch Tilda Swinton in a movie about a woman suffering from “exploding head syndrome,” (via IndieWire) or worse, a movie starring Simon Rex! Yes, old Dirt Nasty himself has a movie at Cannes this year and Roman Polanski does not. The earth is healing.
Fan Bingbing Is Back And Will Still Star In The All-Female Action Film “355”
Fan Bingbing is back back. The formerly-most famous Chinese actress is finally returning after all of her financial and legal issues. Fan got in trouble for a legitimate amount of tax evasion in China and ended up spending some time at a “resort” of sorts–if you consider Guantanamo Bay a resort. Well now that she’s out of the clink, she needs a new gig to help get money back in her no-longer-fraudulent bank account, and she’s got a pal in Jessica Chastain who is graciously allowing this felon to still be in her all-female action movie, 355.
Jessica Chastain, Lupita Nyong’o, Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, and Fan Bingbing Are Doing A Spy Movie Together
Deadline says that next week, Jessica Chastian, Lupita Nyong’o, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and Fan Bingbing will be the toast of Cannes when they reveal 355, their large-scale international spy movie. So it’s like the gritty, edgy baby of Atomic Blonde and Charlie’s Angels.
355 will feature all five actresses as international agents in a “grounded, edgy action thriller.” They’ll each play a spy from a different agency who gets together to form a global organization to take down a “very bad weapon.” The hope is to launch this as a thriller franchise, so the five women will be pitching the film to international investors in Cannes. The film’s director, Simon Kinberg, just directed Jessica in X-Men: Dark Phoenix. Rather than spend her downtime at the craft service table, she pitched the idea for 355 to Simon. I guess we know how well that went! Jessica says that she’s been wanting to get back in a female ensemble cast since she did The Help:
“I had so much fun working on The Help that I always wanted to do another female ensemble film. I love the Bourne movies, the Mission: Impossible films, and wondered why, except for Charlie’s Angels, there hadn’t been a true female ensemble action-thriller spy film. That got my wheels going, along with the idea of casting actresses from all over the world to truly make it an international project… Then I called all the women, told them what I was envisioning and that I wanted it to be a collaborative process, and how we would all create this together.”
Before you start to think 355 is going to focus on Jessica, she and Simon both say the idea is to give everyone equal screen time and develop each character. I’m sure part of that is to be fair, but I’m sure another part of that is because, if they pull this off, they can have 45 spinoffs and make everyone a crap-load of money. I’m sure Matt Damon would have a lot to say about women coming for that Bourne coin, but lucky for us – his lips are on strike! Halle-loo!
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Marion Cotillard Gave Birth To Her Second Baby
Marion Cotillard’s rep has confirmed to People that she has given birth to the baby she has been pregnant with over the last several rumor-filled months. If real life was a soap opera (I wish), then this would be where the tense music would start playing and we’d dramatically zoom-in on Brad Pitt’s face to really capture the exaggerated fear in his eyes.
41-year-old Marion’s new baby is a little girl, but we don’t know its name or anything like that. It’s her second kid with her 43-year-old French actor/director partner of around 10 years Guillaume Canet. They already have a 5-year-old son named Marcel.
So obviously Marion’s pregnancy was filled with drama. Marion and Brad’s press tour for Allied became more awkward than their sex scenes after it was rumored Brad’s marriage to Angelina Jolie ended after she discovered he was cheating on her with Marion. The rumors went into overdrive after Marion announced she was knocked up. Marion denied it and both she and Guillaume told everyone to shut up about it.
Still, I’m sure there are still a whole lot of people calling up Maury Povich today and telling him to prep a paternity test. As if they need to do that! I’m willing to bet the MBTs (Marion Baby Truthers) have already come up with a comprehensive visual system to identify whether the baby was made by Guillaume or Brad. For example, if the baby is seen wearing a striped shirt and a tiny beret, has a little moustache, and is clutching a croissant stuffed with macarons, then it’s obvious who the daddy is. Duh, it’s Brad! You can’t tell the MBTs any different.
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Open Post: Hosted By Marion Cotillard Doing Angelina Jolie Cosplay
If only Marion Cotillard trolled Brad Pitt by showing up to the premiere of Allied like that.
Expect the tabloids to put these pictures on the cover with the caption: “Marion Obsessed With Angie! Steals Her Man And Then Her Face!” But no, Marion did not have a pair of silicone slugs implanted into her lips after asking a plastic surgeon to give her the Angelina Jolie special. Marion either got prosthetics or she did the Kylie Jenner lip challenge for a role in Rock ‘N Roll, which was directed by and co-stars her real-life man Guillaume Canet.
The movie is out in France now, and to promote it, Marion posted pictures on Instagram of her feeling that wig, those lips and her trompe l’oeil tittays while on set. Marion looks like she took the day off from her job as a truck stop stripper to go down to Hooter’s to audition for Spike TV’s reboot of Rock of Love. What I’m saying is that this is the hottest that Marion Cotillard has ever looked!
And really, if Marion is looking to get another Oscar, she should do herself up like that again for the starring role in a riveting biopic about the life and times of OctoMom!
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