Category: The Consequences Of Spittle
Festival Goers Are Grossed Out By Having To Give A Saliva Sample To Attend Cannes
We can now add spittle to the list of things the Cannes Film Festival attendees deem to be more repugnant than Roman Polanski. According to Variety, festival attendees arriving from outside of the EU are being required to visit The Drool Tent, or La Tente de Bave, if you will, to provide a saliva sample to be tested for COVID-19 before attending any events inside the Palais. Festival-goers have described the process as “really gross” but then turn around and watch Tilda Swinton in a movie about a woman suffering from “exploding head syndrome,” (via IndieWire) or worse, a movie starring Simon Rex! Yes, old Dirt Nasty himself has a movie at Cannes this year and Roman Polanski does not. The earth is healing.
Marilyn Manson Is Going To Turn Himself In For Assault Charges
Not to burst anyone’s hopeful little bubble here (it’s totally going to burst), but no, we’re not talking about the swamp-gurgling wreckage pile of sexual assault allegations 52-year-old Marilyn Manson is currently facing; a festering pile most recently and sadly added to by Game of Thrones actress Esmé Bianco, and that includes Evan Rachel Wood, among numerous other women who have come forward with their own stories of abuse.
Today’s gross installment of “Don’t mind me and my crusted cornstarch slurry of a face, distended ball situation of a neck, and lipstick applied by a trio of blind lemurs in mid-seizure after a treetop crack binge” involves the raging stream of stage spittle that allegedly landed on a videographer’s arm during Marilyn’s performance at the Bank of New Hampshire Pavilion in Gilford, NH on August 18, 2019.