Category: Maddox
Angelina Jolie Ugly Cried When She Dropped Maddox Off At College
According to Angelina Jolie, Angelina Jolie ugly cried when dropping tribal elder Maddox Jolie-Pitt off at college. Angie was at the big Disney D23 Expo doing promotion for The Eternals, but apparently what everybody actually wanted to talk about was her other ongoing and most important project to date, One Mother’s Sacrifice: The Angelina Jolie Story instead. According to Entertainment Tonight, Angie “got a little teary-eyed” when they asked about her, and the rest of her brood’s reaction to 18-year-old Maddox leaving for college at Yonsei University in Seoul, South Korea. While the little ones said their goodbyes in the driveway, Angie escorted Maddox all the way to Seoul, presumably leaving a massive chemtrail of used tissues in her wake.
Maddox Jolie-Pitt Reportedly Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With Dad Brad Pitt
Kids, they’re such ingrates! You ALLEGEDLY crash one little fuel truck and all of a sudden you’re the bad guy. Us Weekly is reporting that Maddox Jolie-Pitt (now 18) and his pops, William Bradley Pitt, are estranged-er than a motherfucker. To the point where “Maddox doesn’t really see himself as Brad’s son”, according to a source, one who possibly has long, lustrous hair, smells of the jungle after a cooling rain, and has Us Weekly on speed dial.
Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Want Her Kids To Be “Perfectly Behaved Little People”
Now that her divorce with Brad Pitt has moved past the custody phase (I think? Like I don’t want to jinx her), Angelina Jolie is starting the follow-up struggle: recovering her tattered public persona. It’s hard to come out of a malicious divorce without looking like an evil bitch, and considering how many “sources” were popping up to spill some tea, Angie definitely didn’t. But here she is talking about her kids, so how can she be a bitch?
Brad Pitt Might Have Audio Tapes Of Angelina Jolie That Would Make Her Look Bad
Let’s take bets. Which god-awful mess do you think will run longer – the Trump presidency or Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce situation? I’m putting my Keno money down on Brad and Angie. Trump might only have four years to torture us. Think about it… Jennifer Aniston is still managing to find herself on magazine covers, and Brad left her ass over 12 years ago.
Brad Pitt Didn’t Commit Child Abuse, So Rules DCFS
TMZ reported yesterday that the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services closed their file on Brad Pitt after coming to the conclusion that whatever he did or said to 15-year-old Maddox Jolie-Pitt on that private plane wasn’t child abuse. Officials apparently busted out an “exhaustive” investigation and interviewed Brad, St. Angie Jolie, the child army and witnesses who were on that plane. They also investigated other claims that Brad has been verbally abusive to his 6 children before. They’re done with the investigation and decided that Brad is not a human version of that “Hey stupid, don’t you know how to listen?” PSA from the 1980s. Okay, but did DCFS ever find out if Brad made his children watch his Chanel commercial, because that counts as child abuse.
DCFS Is Now Investigating Brangelina’s Entire Family And Other Possible Incidents
The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services was mainly looking at Brad Pitt’s alleged drunken meltdown on a plane and his side tried to convince everyone that it was a one-time thing, but after talking to the kids and Angelina Jolie, DCFS has reportedly opened up their investigation and are now passing their magnifying glasses over other incidents that may have gone down. Yup, this mess got messier…